*This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street.
Atlanta Nene: I'm a size ten. I could be a size eight if I wanted to, but I'm effin' hungry.
New York Kelly: Your blood type is pinot grigio.
New Jersey Teresa: Would you put a bumper sticker on a Bentley? I don't think so.
Beverly Hills Kim: You're a slut pig!
Orange County Vicki: Anyone who says money doesn't matter must be poor.
D.C. Michaele's Husband: An invitation to the White House is a really a formality. You do not need the actual invitation to get into the White House.
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