Stephen Glass
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Street Sweeper*
Jetlagged, overworked and fat, it's been a long time since we checked in with our favorite social scene.
Street Sweeper
It was so lonely here on campus while you all forayed to exotic locales (Amsterdam; Connecticut; the Libs). We admit it; we were bored.
Sweeper
Oh, don't cry for us, Pennyslvania. And while you're at it baby, don't cry over us, either. We have our fun, but we don't mean to be mean.
Street Sweeper
Replenishing after a weekend of fasting during the most recent of high holy holidays, Stephen Glass is back just in time to watch the campus fall into bedlam without G-d's Chosen People.
Street Sweeper
With the temperature beginning to drop like 5th classes in our second week back at Penn, we at Sweeper suggest a change of wardrobe and style.
Fall's fashionable pussy magnet is, ironically, the pussy.
Street Sweeper
Fling Fling Fling, yada yada yada. It came, we got drunk, some of the cool kids snorted coke, and that was that.
Street Sweeper
Last week's Shoutouts had Wharton unhappily underrepresented. But have no fear, I've been thoroughly sweeping the floors of Huntsman this week to give you the Wharton Report.
For those of us still looking for summer jobs, a non-OCR "finance" opportunity is looking very attractive.
Sweeper
Hello friends, acquaintances and people who stalk me on Facebook. It's been a busy week for me, filled with nightly blackouts, and spitting game even Mark Zoller couldn't compete with (besides Texas A&M).
Things aren't what they used to be.
Sweeper
Ah, spring break - the perfect chance to show off my Pottruck-toned physique while throwing money around like beads at Mardi Gras.
Street Sweeper
Stephen Glass is back. My grandmother was in town for Shabbat, but enjoying my newly endowed VIP status, I still managed to sweep on this weekend, suckas.
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It's been a scene of mix-ups and false starts lately.
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