Unless you’re a diehard Selena Gomez fan, there’s really no reason why you should listen to her new album, “Stars Dance.” In a summer with some serious female pop starpower (see: Icona Pop, Marina and the Diamonds), this subpar album is an especially resounding dud.
Don’t know what to do with your last few Russell Stovers (besides throwing them at the TV a la Elle Woods, which we’re not discouraging)? Got a cheese grater?