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That's Such a Fucking Lie
We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory
October 9, 2017 at 6:23 pm
Highbrow
Highbrow's Declassified Back to School Survival Guide
After a day of dayging, Chipotle is not a good idea. You will wind up vomiting in front of the CVS and that one person you don’t like will MERT you.
August 28, 2017 at 11:00 pm
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Highbrow Campus Quiz
You're all so damn predictable.
April 17, 2017 at 7:40 pm
Highbrow
Highbrow Can't Even 03.16.17.
Can you, like, not?
March 14, 2017 at 1:42 am
Highbrow
Highbrow Can’t Even 02.18.17
Our time is valuable and we cannot even handle you wasting it. We hate your flyers, your songs, and you.
February 22, 2017 at 11:13 pm
Highbrow
Highbrow Can’t Even
Highbrow knows how many things throughout your day piss you off, and we’re here to share in your grievances this week.
February 15, 2017 at 11:01 pm
Highbrow
UP Index 02.07.17
We're down a whopping 5,500 this week.
February 8, 2017 at 11:59 pm
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