Kerry Golds
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Chippin' In
Students feverishly emptied the ATMs. It wasn’t a hold-up, but rather a hold’em: Texas Hold’em poker, that is.
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Letter from the Editor: 11.20.08
In the Cameron Crowe classic Say Anything…, Diane Court explains, “I have a theory of convergence, that good things always happen with bad things.” This moment marks for me such an intersection: today is the much-anticipated arrival of shoutouts and my last letter as Editor-in-Chief of this magazine.
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11.13.08 Letter from the Editor
The Social Ivy. We’ve all heard the phrase, whether during the tours we took of Penn as high school juniors or from our own mouths as we explain to non-Quakers why they should be impressed with our credentials.
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Letter from the Editor - 11/6/08
Yes we did. Our votes counted, our voices were heard. For a Democrat like myself, Tuesday night was a true triumph.
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Letter From The Editor: 10.30.08
Everyone knows what a large number of Facebook friends signify: you are popular. Or you're so deluded that you request friendships from random people who, in desperate need of appearing popular, accept said requests.
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Letter From The Editor
In 1995, the computer-generated marvel Buzz Lightyear voiced the mantra of our modern era: to infinity, and beyond!
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Letter from the Editor
It’s only when my parents make me decode my own speech that I realize how much of what we say is in the form of acronyms: there are Penn acronyms (DRL, UA, LT’s…), Internet-inspired acronyms (LOL, BRB, ROTFL) and acronyms for just about everything else (DMV, HSM…1, 2, and 3, USA). And floating within this acronym soup is the game that goes by the initials KMF: kill, marry, fuck.
Letter from the Editor
Eight days. All that is separating us from the glorious reprieve that is Fall Break is a week like the one immortalized in song by the Beatles.
Letter from the Editor
When it comes to campus cuisine, I feel like a freshman again. only better, because I'm a senior. Once more, I'm excited by all the surrounding eateries that I've yet to fully explore and exhaust - that, and three years later I'm still avoiding Commons.
Letter from the Editor
I don't consider myself notably cynical - at least no more so than the average world-weary, disaffected Penn student.
Letter from the Editor
It is said that love knows no bounds; debatable, perhaps, but certainly the types of love are endless.
Letter from the Editor
I am terrible at keeping in touch. I can jump up and down stairs on a pogo stick, but despite every tool at my fingertips - cell phone, e-mail, Skype and even stamps and envelopes if I feel like going retro - I often struggle to maintain constant contact with my friends located far from Philadelphia.
Letter from the Editor
At my high school, the graduating class each year held a "senior catharsis." This event took place outside of school, and was a special moment in which seniors and faculty gathered to share favorite memories - while laughing and crying - in order to approach commencement with a fresh outlook.
Though cathartic, shout outs are nothing like that.
Our semiannual, campus-wide discharge of rants, raves, and declarations of love is quite the release, but (I will admit) hardly sentimental.
Letter from the Editor
Spring Fling is just that: a tease. It might be more meaningful than a one-night stand, but it's certainly not something you tell your mother about.
Letter from the Editor
In case you haven't noticed, it's an election year. As we've been told, Pennsylvania sort of matters in deciding the Democratic candidate.
Letter from the Editor
When I reach for coke, people stare. Capital "C" Coke, that is. This is because I drink regular Coke - not Diet Coke, not Coke Zero, but classic, full-of-real-sugar Coca-Cola.
Letter from the Editor
There are times when Penn seems like a bad sitcom, with characters exaggerated to the point of absurdity.
Letter from the Editor
A 21st birthday is a coveted thing. Friends who are already 21 finally welcome you into their special club - more commonly known as Mad4 - and friends who have yet to reach this arbitrary legal cut-off look with envy as you waltz into Wine & Spirits, fully confident in your purchasing ability.
But a girl's 21st birthday can mean more than vodka.
Letter from the Editor
Once upon a time (say, this past Saturday night at the Iron Gate Theatre), the all-female South Asian dance troupe PENNaach presented their amazing spring show.
Letter from the Editor
Newsflash: today is February 14. And you know what that means. It's two days past Abraham Lincoln's birthday.
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