John Brooks
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Lowbrow
Lousy Hipsters
The other night I was drunkenly messaging people on Facebook, listening to some Pixies and wildly vomiting into my trash can, when it suddenly occurred to me that I don't get the term 'hipster.'
Does anybody really know what this word means?
Shiva of the seas
Advancements in Naval warfare have long since condemned battleships to the annals of history and the docks of scenic Camden, NJ.
God, I love trash
Imagine what it's like being a career artist -- spending one's waking hours searching for inspiration while fighting vague detachment with interminable boozing.
Groom your doggie
Average Penn Student, I know what you're thinking: where can I get my poodle groomed? Luckily, we here at Street have done the legwork for you.
Play beer pong with the dead
As my cab drew close to the Laurel Hill Cemetery last Sunday, it became clear I was about to enter a truly magical oasis filled with lush buried riches, sparkling epitaphs, and John Wharton's cold dead body.
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