Jeni Sue Birnbaum
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Lowbrow
Ten things to say when caught with alcohol by a spectaguard
1. "My friend just fell off the quad balcony and I need to cauterize/clean the wound."
2. "This isn't alcohol.
Lowbrow
Penn Inspired Olympic Events
Bullet Dodging: Teams sprint up and down in front of the 7-11 on 38th Street, trying to dodge bullets fired by local West Philadelphians.
Arbitrary Reasons to Hate Princeton
John Nash might have been smart, but he was socially retarded.
Orange and black? Halloween was so last week, loser-faces.
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