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Erin Branche
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Keanu Reeves still can't act
Constantine is intense. Intense like that shady guy standing outside Wawa on Spruce and 38th, intense like the lines for elliptical machines at Pottruck, intense like ... well, you get the point.
February 17, 2005 at 12:00 am
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