Eric Plunkett
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How to Undress a Turkey
Thanksgiving is just around the corner, so to ensure that you don't celebrate a meal commemorating the destruction of indigenous cultures by uptight European religious zealots alone, here's a photo expos‚ on how to pork your poultry.
Lowbrow
Rejected Street Reviews
Glowing bright red calls you to the room, the familiar cursive script rising vertically along the powerful machine.
In Bed With Everyone
I'm paying a friend to let me sleep in his bed. It's big enough for the two of us, which is why my mother is so upset.
Lowbrow
Geo what?
Yeah, so I don't really like to talk about it because it's not that big of a deal to me or anything, but, yes, it's true: I won the Geography Bee in fifth grade.
Lowbrow
You have offended my honor, sir
Has there ever been a time when you just had to laugh at how unbelievably elitist Penn is? You know, a time when you said to yourself, "This could only happen in the Ivy League"? My favorite example is the catered New Student Orientation party at the Philadelphia Museum of Art.
Lowbrow
And now, the fake news
The DP has spoiled you. Everyday you get quality, in-depth reporting on relevant campus issues such as Frisbee golf and fire alarms.
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