Andrea Begleiter
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Study Finds NSO Is Only Thing Penn Students Are On Time For
We have exactly SIX minutes to get to backlot, guys.
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QuadLeaks: Not Even Russian Hackers Can Enter The Quad During Fling
Russia is no match for Quad security
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I Lived It: My Professor Played An April Fools Joke on My Class and We Had to Pretend It Was Funny
Lifetime is purchasing the TV rights to my story
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Wharton Finally Offers Explanation for Students' Free Printing, Doesn’t Think This Is Ironic At All
Makes perfect sense!
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15 Things that Are Easier to Find Than a Summer Subletter
Socially... AND fiscally liberal Wharton student
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Wharton pre-frosh begin recruitment for summer 2020
“I’m just grateful for another opportunity to fulfill my stereotypes.”
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15 reasons to darty on the weekends between St. Paddy's and Fling
Like anyone at Penn *needs* a reason
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Girl Becomes Climate Change Activist After Realizing SAD Won't Be A Legitimate Excuse for Not Going to Class If It's Always Warm
Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.
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Penn Global Announces New Abroad Program on 43rd and Market
“We realized that this was probably the only area in the world that even our most privileged students haven’t had the opportunity to visit.”
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On–Campus Sorority House Burns Down Because Member Discovered Her Little Is Taller than Her
They're called littles for a reason, DUH.
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Beyonce Announces She Is Pregnant with Twins, World’s Humanity Saved
Doomsday clock moves farther from midnight
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