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Overheards 12.01.16

Druggie Dumbledore: P.S. I enjoy acid pops.
December 1, 2016 at 4:36 am

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Overheards 11.17.16

GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?
November 17, 2016 at 3:32 am

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Overheards at Penn

Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?
November 12, 2016 at 3:23 pm

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Overheards at Penn

Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.
November 3, 2016 at 4:41 am

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Overheards 10.27.16

Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.
October 27, 2016 at 11:06 am

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Overheards 10.20.16

Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?
October 20, 2016 at 5:06 am

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Overheards 10.13.16

Person we kind of want to die soon: At my funeral, I want people to do lines off my coffin, but instead of cocaine, I want it to be my ashes.
October 13, 2016 at 6:55 am

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Overheards 09-29-16

Champ: I can’t believe I happy hour–ed for four hours
September 29, 2016 at 4:52 am

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Overheards 9.22.16

Most Relatable Girl Ever: I have no reason to believe this, but I'm like, pretty sure I'm pregnant.
September 22, 2016 at 3:05 am

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Overheards 9.15.16

Elitist Settler: And so all of my aunts are from Idaho and that’s just like not one of the 13 colonies, you know?
September 15, 2016 at 5:39 am

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OVERHEARDS 09-08-16

FroGro cashier: Her waist was about eight inches, but her booty was infinite.
September 8, 2016 at 4:01 am

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OVERHEARDS 09.01.16

Rejected Freshman at Phi: But I was here for Quaker Days!
September 1, 2016 at 4:19 am

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OVERHEARDS 04.14.16

Quad Security Guard inspecting Vitamin D pills: Are these narcotics?
April 20, 2016 at 10:08 pm

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Overheards 04.14.16

Stat Prof: Technically it's not about the size, it's how you use it.
April 13, 2016 at 9:39 pm

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OVERHEARDS 04.07.16

Guy in Frontera: Major in econ. The power of money compels you.
April 6, 2016 at 10:35 pm

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OVERHEARDS 03.31.16

Guy in VP: I'm trying to buy a GSR for Theos
March 30, 2016 at 10:08 pm

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OVERHEARDS 3.24.16

Queen of Wharton: I was gonna fuck this guy, but he was just so bad at negotiations that I couldn't.
March 24, 2016 at 4:24 am

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Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition

(570): For a second I thought the dolphin was giving head to that guy at the bar.
March 17, 2016 at 12:05 pm

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Overheards 02.25.16

Glaringly douchey frat bro on Locust: I have got to stop being so nice. Ya know, to girls that aren't hot and stuff.
February 24, 2016 at 9:42 pm

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Overheards 02.18.16

Jobless Junior: I stress bought a rotisserie chicken.
February 17, 2016 at 9:30 pm

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