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Humor
Overheards 12.05.2018
4th Wave Feminist: I had a dream that a man hit on me. Then I castrated him.
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Overheards 11.28.2018
Euphemism Extraordinaire: Someone sucked on my cigar if you know what I mean.
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Humor
Overheards 11.19.2018
Nose Picker or Coke Sniffer: Not to be too graphic, but the inner lining of my nose was compromised after.
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Overheards 10.24.2018
Ivy–bound Prefrosh: Are you supposed to pee on the Ben Franklin statue or is that at Princeton.
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Overheards 10.17.2018
Brand Conscious Fashionista: 'I went to a Tabard rush event and they were all lookin' at my bag trying to figure out the brand....it was American Eagle.'
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Humor
Overheards 10.10.2018
Econ–Screamer: My econ midterm literally fisted me in the ass.
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Overheards 10.03.2018
Visiting Professor: I don’t care if you all get A’s. I don’t work here. What can they do to me?
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Overheards 09.27.2018
PETA Activist: Can I still eat dick if I’m vegan?
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Campus life
Overheards 09.18.2018
Off Campus Recruiter: Last night, someone tried to network with me when I was drunk.
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Overheards 09.12.2018
Boob Connoisseuress: I have quite the story to tell you about her busty jugs….
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Overheards 9.05.19
Watched Narcos Once: I feel like the drug market in Philly is ripe for disruption.
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Humor
Overheards 4.25.2018
Honest Stoner: “I’ll be honest with you, I come to your class high a lot.”
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Humor
Overheard at Fling
SWUG: 'Life is just a long Uber ride from the womb to the grave.'
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Overheards 4.11.2018
Magic Gardens Skeptic: I could get high and go to Copa with a kaleidoscope for a lot less money and a similar vibe.
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Overheards 4.3.2018
Preprofessional Fuckboi: “Meeting for job opportunities, but also interested in blowjob opportunities.”
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Overheards 3.28.2018
Quad Guard: "Remember to stay warm! Me and Captain Morgan are going sailing as soon as I get home."
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Overheards 3.21.2018
Functional fashion–forward bro: "I might fuck around and get a blanket scarf."
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Overheards 3.14.2018
Woke Spring Breaker: “We went to a bikini contest on international women’s day.”
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Overheards 2.28.2018
Wharton Professor: “Don’t do drugs, kids. Or at least don’t fail your drug tests.”
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Overheards 2.21.2018
RELS Professor: "Heroin is awesome! Don't judge it 'til you try it."
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