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The 12–Step Guide To Getting Into the University of Pennsylvania
If you attend Penn, this won’t be the first time you’ll need to complete 12 steps.
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How to Corrupt a Prospective Penn Student
A prelude to the best—and most sinful—four years of their lives.
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Financially Struggling Disney Princess Seek Employment
And you thought the happiest place on earth didn’t have OCR.
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10 Facts You Never Knew about Walt Disney
He was more than just your average anti-semite.
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9 Signs You Were Raised by Disney and not Parents
Singing is always the answer. Always.
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Disney Sequels Nobody Asked For
Kind of like actual Disney sequels. Except you, Little Mermaid 2, we liked you.
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Disney Stories from the Sidekick's Points of View
Ever wonder how the seven dwarves felt about leasing their home to a perfect stranger?
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7 New Reality Competition Shows Coming to Penn this Spring
Find your new American Idol
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Six Ways to Make Your Life More Like A Reality Show
Because sometimes accidentally texting the wrong GroupMe that you have a UTI just isn’t enough ~drama~.
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Dispatch: Day in the Life of a Reality Star
It’s exactly as much Xanax as you’d think.
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The Real World: Penn
This is the true story of eight strangers picked to live, work, and be taped together in order to find out what happens when people stop being polite and start being real. The Real World: Penn.
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Most Underrated Locations to Spend Spring Break
Because anything is better than staying at Penn.
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Troubling Ratio of Snowmen to Snowwomen on Penn’s Campus Leading to Disastrous Effects for Snow Population
Not a good enough ratio for a frat party or general population growth.
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Convenient Times for Every Type of Weather
Because who hasn't thought "Man, this would be a really good time for a hurricane"?
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Silent majority of campus afraid to admit that they think Beyoncé is "just okay”
Some students not best friends with the Bey.
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Penn: The Musical
Things you would have to sing about if life were a musical, because even Street is feeling kinda Hamilton right now.
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