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Next Year's Labor Day Cancelled
A victory for student activism.
September 8, 2016 at 4:58 am
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The Real Penn Apps
Apps for your strangest of appetites.
September 8, 2016 at 4:37 am
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A Bain Coffee Chat, Transcribed
No employment opportunities were damaged in the recording and printing of this coffee chat.
September 8, 2016 at 4:32 am
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The Essential Guide to Penn's Club Fair
Recess ain't Penn's only club.
September 8, 2016 at 4:30 am
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Eight Things to Do with That ECON001 Textbook
If read it was an option we wouldn't need this list.
September 8, 2016 at 3:35 am
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Guide to a Goyim's first month at Penn
You’ll be fluent in Woody Allen references by the end of the semester!
September 1, 2016 at 5:23 am
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Die–kus: Haikus For Your NSO Blackout from Start to Finish
Poetic justice for your NSO sins.
September 1, 2016 at 4:02 am
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Dispatch from your First Day at Penn
Life before the Toga Party.
September 1, 2016 at 3:36 am
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Penn's Dining Halls, Explained
Who knew food poisoning could be so expensive!
September 1, 2016 at 3:25 am
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Entourage: An Analysis of Every Archetype In Your Freshman NSO Clique
Penn: Where stereotypes are mandatory.
September 1, 2016 at 3:19 am
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What to Do When You Hate Your Internship
It’s not sabotaging your future when you already hate your internship.
July 21, 2016 at 5:32 am
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WORST OF SHOUTOUTS: SPRING 2016
Lizard people unite! the dark forces arise in us!
April 21, 2016 at 4:00 am
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SHOUTOUTS BY THE NUMBERS: SPRING 2016
Getting into Penn is easy compared to getting into Shoutouts.
April 20, 2016 at 11:13 pm
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SHOUTOUTS: SPRING 2016
This time with 30% more Theos jokes!
April 20, 2016 at 5:18 am
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Seven Ways to Ensure This Is Your Best Fling Yet
There’s no better time for experimenting
April 14, 2016 at 5:57 am
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Your Fling Budget
Make sure you budget for the fake cocaine you’ll accidentally buy!
April 14, 2016 at 3:11 am
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How to Act Like You Know Everything about the Fling Performers
Chance the Rhymer? DJ Blow? All these Fling artists can be confusing, but we’ve got your back!
April 13, 2016 at 9:57 pm
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If Fling Tanks Were Honest
Because sometimes puns and pop culture references get old.
April 13, 2016 at 9:56 pm
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Submit Shoutouts
So good, they even made it onto Betches Love This in 2011.
April 13, 2016 at 1:32 pm
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DEAR FRESHMAN SELF
Listen up, baby Quakes, this information is almost as important as the best friends you make during Penn Preview Days.
April 7, 2016 at 5:24 am
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