Lowbrow

JESUS: This Taiwanese/South American, Huntsman/artist superstar shows us that if religious superiority like this is wrong then, hey, I don't want to be right.
December 4, 2003 at 12:00 am

Andria Bibiloni: Thanks to Ross and Chris for letting me design for Street even though I frowned a lot and my style was never fancy.
December 4, 2003 at 12:00 am

Jen died. Joey went with Pacey (That bitch!). Jack got with Pacey's brother. And Dawson got to direct his own show, The Creek. And so it goes.
November 20, 2003 at 12:00 am

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November 20, 2003 at 12:00 am

There's a new porn video coming out, and for the first time in my life, I'm tempted to go out and buy it.
November 20, 2003 at 12:00 am

GabI Arnay: The "Dancing Queen" of Bloomers has so much Friars' spirit that she wears their hat everywhere. JESSICA BRAND: Everybody dance now!
November 13, 2003 at 12:00 am

I stand before you in protest. In protest of myself. I am intelligent, I scored higher on the SATs than the vast majority of you, I enjoy anchovies but don't eat beef, I drive quite poorly, I attend an Ivy League university, primarily because my parents made me, and it seems that white girls do not want to date me.
November 13, 2003 at 12:00 am

Not everyone can carry the weight of the world. Unfortunately as the sole representatives of culture on this campus, this burden often falls on our shoulders. Throughout our 34 years of existence, we have dropped hints, names and occasionally bombs as to how you might attain an inkling of coolness.
November 13, 2003 at 12:00 am

For juniors and seniors, the end is near; and it's pretty dark. You've probably spent three years immersing yourself in the demography of cocaine use in east Angola in the 19th Century only to realize now that no one cares.
November 6, 2003 at 12:00 am

The nightmare is over. Thankfully, most of you neglected to notice as the third installment in the American Pie series (American Wedding) sputtered, wheezed and ground to a much-needed halt within days of hitting the box office.
November 6, 2003 at 12:00 am

This past Saturday night after one too many, I found myself sitting on my living room couch composing a list entitled, "Should these things be important to me now?" 1.
November 6, 2003 at 12:00 am

Penn kids, you're not cool. I'm sorry it has to be like this. But even my photography professor agrees.
October 30, 2003 at 12:00 am

Over the course of my three years at Penn, I've been threatened with deportation twice, frisked three times -- not just checking my boots for box-cutters, but the full deal, burly mustachioed women and all -- and most recently, over Fall Break, denied entry into this land of the free/home of the brave by a smug U.S.
October 30, 2003 at 12:00 am

We're going to have a little lesson today. Listen up, because there'll be a quiz later. New York is a great city.
October 23, 2003 at 12:00 am

While running to catch the subway in New York over fall break, I passed a woman wearing a shirt bearing the message I LOVE ME.
October 23, 2003 at 12:00 am

We all know about the librarian who allegedly possessed a full library of lolita files on his computer.
October 16, 2003 at 12:00 am

When I walk through campus, I don't see a lot of pretty faces; I see a lot of potential strippers. Big booty hoes and D-cupped boogie-babes amble through Penn's hallowed grounds without even realizing their potential -- to take off dem nasty clothes.
October 16, 2003 at 12:00 am

This issue is not about you. No matter how many times you find yourself dancing on top of a bar and discover your right boob hanging out.
October 16, 2003 at 12:00 am

When I got into Penn, most of my parents' friends gave me the congratulatory slap on the back. But when we ran into my mom's friend Mrs. Wygotski at the mall, she gave my mother an incredulous look and screamed: "You're sending him there?
October 2, 2003 at 12:00 am

After months of preparation, the California gubernatorial recall election is fast approaching. While it would seem that only students from California with absentee ballots would have the fun, even those who have never been to the Golden State can party. Here's the deal: There are 135 candidates in the race.
October 2, 2003 at 12:00 am