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7 Mixer Themes for When You’ve Run Out of Ways to Be Classist
Anyone want to get ready for "I'm Better Than You" with me?
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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Girl Becomes Climate Change Activist After Realizing SAD Won't Be A Legitimate Excuse for Not Going to Class If It's Always Warm
Not the hero we need, but the one we deserve.
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
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Professors Expand Meaning of “Midterm” to Include Whatever They Want
And you have one due tomorrow.
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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The Top Events Feb Club Should Definitely End On
It's more than just discounted tickets to Mask and Wig.
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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Penn Global Announces New Abroad Program on 43rd and Market
“We realized that this was probably the only area in the world that even our most privileged students haven’t had the opportunity to visit.”
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
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On–Campus Sorority House Burns Down Because Member Discovered Her Little Is Taller than Her
They're called littles for a reason, DUH.
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
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Fraternity Under Fire for Sending out Valentine’s Day–Themed Party Invitation to Freshmen Women
Will U Be Mine? Love, the Patriarchy.
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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8 Romantic Valentine’s Day Items You Can Get Delivered to Your Senator
You can’t ignore me forever, Sen. McConnell!
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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How to Find a Soulmate at Penn
That LOVE statue is there for a reason, right?
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
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15 Things that Probably Happen in Perry World House
One of life's bigger mysteries
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
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Biden Fit to Teach Global Policy at Penn due to Tabard Connections
A Message to the Penn Community Regarding Vice President Joe Biden
by KATIE MARSHALL
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8 Early February Outfits That Say “Seasonal Affective Disorder is Real”
Just because we’re all sad and cold doesn’t mean we can’t be fashionable!
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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Beyonce Announces She Is Pregnant with Twins, World’s Humanity Saved
Doomsday clock moves farther from midnight
by ANDREA BEGLEITER
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How to Make a Fun Sign for Your Little Out of the One You Made for the Women’s March
Your commitment to activism really shows.
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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For First Time in School’s History Wharton Students Embarrassed to Say They Go to Wharton
It's unpresidented
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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Unconfirmed Reports Say Search of White House Revealed Booby Trap Set for Trump by Biden
Oh Joe, what will we do with you?
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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Trump Hotel Planned to Replace Van Pelt Library in 2018
Every room will be equipped with KGB hidden cameras and full wiretapping technology; there are also plans to replace the statue of Benjamin Franklin with a gold–plated one of President Trump.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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