Lowbrow

Ellie Ruben’s art debuts in the halls of Penn Alexander’s lower school. Street takes a closer look.
March 29, 2012 at 5:46 am

March 29, 2012 at 5:43 am

Place a Chipotle burrito on the table. Gently twist off the orange cap of the Elmer’s Glue and turn the bottle upside–down, allowing for the viscous white liquid to make its way in a vertical motion down to the tip.
March 29, 2012 at 5:36 am

Local ingredients and a great salsa selection
March 29, 2012 at 5:36 am

Treat your hangover and your regret with this concoction. Even if the cosmos last night added a few pounds, at least the baby won’t.
March 29, 2012 at 5:09 am

Because why do olives get to have all the fun?
March 29, 2012 at 5:07 am

March 22, 2012 at 5:27 am

 Fling Artists “I saw them at Lolla. I blacked out before their performance, but it sucked.” “Is that that guy with the face who sings about ‘cars and hoes’?” “Why is it always rap artists?” “Why is it always DJs?” “They’re great, they’re just not a Fling artist.” ---------- Commencement Speaker “At least it’s not The Bachelorette.” “Don’t worry!
March 22, 2012 at 5:21 am

March 15, 2012 at 5:57 am

Is that a leprechaun in your pocket or are you just excited to see me? There’s nothing saintly about this Patrick. You must be a four–leafed clover because I’m lucky to have found you. Are you after me lucky charms? I wish I could stick my rainbow in your pot of gold. You look famished.
March 15, 2012 at 5:43 am

1. The Potato Famine’s over. 2. You become a leprechaun on your 13th birthday. (12th for girls) 3.
March 15, 2012 at 5:39 am

'Tis the season to get lucky… here's to hoping.
March 15, 2012 at 5:32 am

Your real friends aren’t home for Spring break…again. So you’ll just have to make-do.
February 29, 2012 at 7:37 pm

February 23, 2012 at 5:56 am

1. Hummus — Chick, p(l)eas(e). 2. Greek Lady — You say gyro (jai-roh), we say $6.25. 3.
February 23, 2012 at 5:56 am

February 23, 2012 at 5:32 am

Though more like a bastard child of the IFC than the head of the organization, OZ bros bear an uncanny resemblance to Zeus because of their penchant for thunderous electro–trance beats and their tendency to be high in the sky. Like Athena, goddess of wisdom, the girls of SDT hold down the highest GPA in PanHel and are the patron goddesses of the arts.
February 16, 2012 at 5:51 am

February 16, 2012 at 5:18 am

Sometimes, our professors are so engaging and inspiring that we spend all of our class time wondering who would play them in a Hollywood film.
February 9, 2012 at 5:43 am

Fulfill your language requirement right here, right now, with Lowbrow’s handy–dandy insight into the language of passive aggression.
February 9, 2012 at 5:38 am