Lowbrow

January 31, 2013 at 5:32 am

45 Photos You Need to See!
January 31, 2013 at 5:32 am

January 24, 2013 at 12:00 pm

January 24, 2013 at 5:42 am

Have you seen the weather? Have you seen how foggy it is? Are you thinking of jumping ship to warmer pastures? Don’t! Just follow the simple guide below.
January 17, 2013 at 5:18 am

Stuffed to your gills with eggnog? Missing the slopes? Stuck with a bunch of junk that your weird relatives gave you? Follow this guide to get out of the post-holiday slump and back into Penn!
January 17, 2013 at 5:06 am

Eat your heart out, 50 Shades.
December 6, 2012 at 10:00 am

July 20, 1969 – Pete lands on the moon
December 6, 2012 at 5:45 am

• When Pete sleeps, time freezes.
December 6, 2012 at 5:41 am

To Mask & Wig: Not inviting Bloomers to Comfest is like not inviting your drunk uncle to a wedding — nothing funny happens. To every pre–med at Penn who thinks he or she’s smarter than a liberal arts major: Guess what, I’m better at sex. To the closet druggie in my house who color–coded her prescription medication: Maybe it’s time to lay off the Adderall? To the kid who thinks Allegros is pronounced "Allegrays": Get your shit together. To the cheerleader who tried to get me to have a foursome: I didn’t read enough of "Fifty Shades of Grey"w for your fantasies. To the Senior Superlatives: Most Irrelevant Publication. To the girl who we fought to give our house to who then asked for the money she paid us for furniture back 4 months later: We can’t think of anything meaner to say than last semester’s Shoutout about you. To my early calc recitation on the 4th floor: Thank you for making me look out of shape. To the TriDelt who threw up while giving me a blowjob in the woods: Thanks for finishing. To Skulls: If only you were called Brains. To St.
November 29, 2012 at 5:59 am

Need an apartment? A job? A lover? Then the classifieds are for you! Take a browse through these listings and see if something catches your eye.
November 15, 2012 at 5:56 am

In light of Uber’s kitten deliver last week, Lowbrow got to thinking of some better delivery ideas.
November 12, 2012 at 8:00 am

2012 Golden Throne Awards
November 8, 2012 at 5:39 am

There’s a huge empty space on 39th and Walnut — and in our hearts. But what could replace our dear Philly Diner? Lowbrow has some suggestions.
November 8, 2012 at 5:37 am

The big election is coming up, and voting for your candidate is nice and all, but know what would make the whole thing better? If they were Pokemon.
November 1, 2012 at 5:47 am

Lowbrow’s got a couple of quick fixes for your Halloween festivities — and you don’t even need to leave your dorm room to find them!
October 25, 2012 at 5:44 am

Do you feel that Halloween just isn’t what it used to be?
October 25, 2012 at 5:43 am

Need some cool decorating ideas for your jack–o'–lanterns this Halloween? Try these out!
October 25, 2012 at 5:38 am

A true Halloween story
October 25, 2012 at 5:12 am

Lowbrow hopes that you had a wonderful Family Weekend filled with free food, hugs and your mom doing your laundry.
October 11, 2012 at 5:58 am