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DRUNK I roll up to the sesh four wine coolers deep and oh.
January 30, 2014 at 9:00 am

This is the first installment of Lowbrow's weekly links, where we bring you a collection of the funniest of funnies on the internet.
January 26, 2014 at 6:00 pm

Lowbrow knows you probably haven’t gotten around to writing your thank you notes from the holidays, so we thought you could use ours as inspiration.
January 23, 2014 at 8:57 am

In honor of the Class of 2014’s last semester at Penn, we decided to revisit our favorite freshman superlative winners from their first semester here.
January 23, 2014 at 8:47 am

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Freshman fuck–up Judy McIlwain has a new “leash” on life. “Watch how many I can fit in my mouth,” she says to us—unprovoked—in a context that does not make sense. That is, until you realize she has chained herself to the 40th Street McDonald’s terrace, just trying to see how many blades of grass she can put into her mouth.
December 5, 2013 at 5:39 am

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Tired of the same old dating options, freshman Largo Fry asked Lowbrow to set him up with someone fresh and exciting for a blind brunch date to 40th and Walnut.
December 5, 2013 at 5:15 am

This article was originally published as part of the joke issue on 12.5.2013 Todd Henry Walker is nervous.
December 5, 2013 at 5:08 am

Not all Shoutouts are created equal.
November 21, 2013 at 2:00 pm

To the realest fraternity out there: ain’t got no chapter house, ain’t got no endowment.
November 21, 2013 at 12:00 pm

To the Wizard of Farts (WoF): your senior year has finally come, and with it a whole new rain of olfactory terror on Penn’s campus.
November 21, 2013 at 10:00 am

To Joe: I’ve literally never understood a single thing you’ve said. To the kid who thinks he’s from Alabama: I’d let you roll my tide. To the boys always out on highrise field: stop trying to make your trampoline–ball game happen. To the guys trying to get into my pants: just stick your hands down them.
November 21, 2013 at 5:00 am

November 14, 2013 at 5:55 am

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November 9, 2013 at 2:58 pm

Dear the Daily Pennsylvanian, Hello.
November 7, 2013 at 5:05 am

We've got mail! Does anyone still have AOL? Just us? What about Hotmail? Anyway, Lowbrow finally checked our inbox for the first time since NSO, and have we got some good advice for you!
November 7, 2013 at 5:00 am

October 31, 2013 at 5:45 am

Lowbrow: So Judy, where are you from? Fuck–up: I grew up in a swamp. LB: Wow. What was that like? FU: Caught a lot of toads.
October 24, 2013 at 5:55 am

Lowbrow delivers the exclusive scoop that no one else wanted.
October 24, 2013 at 5:39 am

Ready for a CHALLENGE?
October 24, 2013 at 5:30 am

Fall break is officially over and you know what that means: Amy Gutmann has seen her shadow, so it’s six more weeks of Owls gossip!
October 17, 2013 at 5:09 am