Lowbrow

So, your roommate keeps leaving you grocery lists written in ransom–note format, insists that you “stay the fuck away” from the “collection” under her bed and refuses to return the Dexter DVDs she rented from Netflix. She might be a serial killer. Here’s how to deal.
October 2, 2014 at 2:00 am

Dear College Apartments,I just wanted to send you a super quick email with a few maintenance requests for our house on 4666 Spruce.
October 2, 2014 at 2:00 am

Done with living in Gregory? Move to the Beige Block or whatever is trendy now. Pay $2 for laundry, fight with your landlord, call PECO, give up on their costumer service and just sit in the dark. Now meet your new neighbors: 
October 1, 2014 at 11:22 pm

September 25, 2014 at 2:00 am

to the joining in marriage of Mister Charles Vandenheuvel Moneypants III and Miss
September 25, 2014 at 2:00 am

A lifestyle guide for the average Penn peasant.
September 25, 2014 at 2:00 am

September 25, 2014 at 12:26 am

All the hottest gossip from the least hot thing anyone did this weekend.
September 18, 2014 at 2:00 am

We ain't talking about practice, this ain't even Apptice. You are gonna need a crack team, if you are gonna win PennApps (do people win? We assume yes).
September 18, 2014 at 2:00 am

Yo, It’s my honor to welcome you all to the 2014 PennApps Hackathon and continental breakfast.
September 17, 2014 at 11:38 pm

More like Penn-terest, am I right?
September 11, 2014 at 12:05 am

Lowbrow and Buzzfeed team up to help you DIY.
September 11, 2014 at 12:04 am

Jungle juice and making your own grill are so yesterday. Lowbrow presents how to plan your perfect frat party.
September 10, 2014 at 11:51 pm

People have been doing it by themselves throughout history, especially pre-Industrial Revolution. Here is the lost tablet of the 7th Pharaoh of the Elmrsglu dynasty. A translator at the Institute of Ancient Crafts weighs in.
September 10, 2014 at 11:50 pm

If you have a life and don't live in a single in Hill as a junior, you might not know that PennApps happened this weekend. Oh, but we do. Here are some of the most promising apps.
September 8, 2014 at 2:00 am

If it's on Facebook, it's fair game. 
September 1, 2014 at 1:25 pm

Every year we’re stunned by Penn students’ sheer inability to submit funny shoutouts. Since you never learn, we’re making an example of some particularly heinous submissions. We’re not laughing with you, we’re laughing at you.
April 24, 2014 at 9:15 am

To City Step: How can y’all be so ratchet and still be allowed to work with small children? To all of SAE: So how many of you have hooked up with each other? To the homeless man outside CVS: I’m not going to spare some change for you if you keep calling me big guy.... I’m a girl. To the cruel, cruel lady who makes salads at Houston: You’re the meanest lady in the world.
April 24, 2014 at 8:30 am

Disclaimer: This section is fake. As always. 
April 17, 2014 at 8:28 am

Our beloved Claudia Cohen once ran Page 6; here is Lowbrow's Penn version just in time for Holy Thursday.
April 17, 2014 at 8:16 am