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Worst Wedding Photo Locales
There's no better place to document your impending nuptials than the hallowed halls of learning where you spent four years eating Wawa mac& cheese and blacking out.
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How to Lose a Goy in Ten Days
So you found out your nice Jewish guy with is actually just a Persian goy? We have your bubbe–approved exit strategy.
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What is wrong with you?
A handy flow chart brought to you by our proud sponsors at WebMD
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Clinicals: Lowbrow Investigates
So you have a friend/ roommate/ crazy ex-lover whose a nurse and she is ALWAYS talking about clinicals.
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Homeopathy and You
1) Soar throat: Make sure you take vitamin c and gargle with salt water.
2) Headache: Bring Fava beans to the witch doctor.
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25 Things Going Through Your Mind When You're At Student Health
1. Feeling very judged for refusing the face mask.
2. Are they going to remember me from that time I came in because I thought my tampon was lost inside of me?
3.
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Funny List Mondays: 10 Things that Get you Wet
Lowbrow gets you wet.
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#THESISTHESISTHESIS
Having a thesis is the best proven way to sound fancy at dinner parties. Not all majors however require that you write one. So if you are one of those "No. 1 party school" idiot seniors who chose not to write one, Lowbrow's go you covered.
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Culture Shock And You
Penn Abroad Presents this Brochure to Help Student Adjust to their New Home.
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Funny List Monday: Terrible Mixer Ideas
Check in with lowbrow every Monday as we give you the our "top" tens. This week get your party with Mixer ideas which will either bore or offend.
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Dear Diary, Love Leonard
Dear Diary: January 18
Sammy called today. I was so excited. He asked if I was coming by the house that night and then said we were having dinner.
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Lowbro's guide to not taking a racist photo
Even when your frat gets in a ton of trouble, you still get to do rush. But wouldn't it just be easier to not take a photo that dehumanizes an entire race? We got you covered
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MEMORANDUM: My Super Sweet Ideas
To: Jennifer Lynn Farley, President of MTV
From: Satan, Prince of Darkness and Vice President of Cross–Promotional Development
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My Super Sweet 16 Pitches
Pitches for My Super Sweet 16. Not 16 pitches. 16 is a lot.
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