Lowbrow

How the fuck did we get here? Lowbrow Investigates.
March 26, 2015 at 12:10 am

Celebrate St. Paddy's day with more than just dyed-green beer. Lowbrow reminds you to be an equal opportunity green food-coloring user.
March 19, 2015 at 2:02 am

Kermit was right, it's not fucking easy being green.
March 19, 2015 at 2:00 am

Lowbrow sat down with Angus Boyd, College '17, in hopes of learning about Irish Culture.
March 19, 2015 at 1:11 am

Find out how Irish you are by seeing how many of these apply to you! Answer True or False to each one, and for good measure take a sip of the black stuff each time you answer True.
March 19, 2015 at 1:00 am

Blue Kamikaze: Nerd, who even knows how to make a blue kamikaze?! You definitely Googled that.
March 6, 2015 at 11:26 am

There is no beach in Philly, but ATO has a volleyball court. Slowly start to steal sand. Because campus will be deserted no one will notice how much sand you take.
March 6, 2015 at 11:09 am

Mom: "Are you still seeing that nice boy that you were seeing when you came home for Christmas?
March 4, 2015 at 9:01 pm

1) The Ghost of Christmas Present 2) Sammy Davis Junior 3) Walter White 4) Everyone who has very been to a Kmart 5) Black Jeus 6) White Jeus 7) Actual Jesus who probably looked Palestinian 8) Adam Sandler in exactly 14 years and 8 days 9) The girl who is always like "OMG LITERALLY DYING"  10) That random man you killed because of your unquenchable blood lust
March 2, 2015 at 12:26 pm

Sceney Bitch: I’m done with this life of excess I lead.
February 26, 2015 at 10:25 am

Dress the part: Some people will tell you to always dress in black, but you want to peacock! How about a cape?
February 26, 2015 at 10:25 am

Welcome back bitches. But this isn’t the dog park anymore. This week Highbrow got a little too drunk (also the oxycotin didn’t help). Now Lowbrow’s writing the (G)Round Up. Buckle the fuck down while we lay some gossip on you. #bark We know how you guys like puns, so dogs....umm, dogs.
February 26, 2015 at 1:30 am

9:40 Just hanging with my girls, drinking Smirnoff ice. I don’t really want to go out tonight, but I know I will.
February 26, 2015 at 1:00 am

Sometimes you wake up and you're just like "I'm about to get shit done."
February 25, 2015 at 5:25 pm

Samantha Jones, a public relations specialist and best friend of Carrie Bradshaw—but not quite the best friend of Carrie because, honestly, that’s totally Miranda—will be delivering the commencement address at the University of Pennsylvania’s 259th Commencement on May 18th.
February 25, 2015 at 1:22 pm

Miss the iconic beeping of the Oregon Trail computer game? Head out on the 2015 Oregon trail game, so current that it'll make you feel like you're actually in Oregon.
February 19, 2015 at 12:05 pm

Oh, you're "really into chobani"? That's cool, now shut the fuck up while we talk about '90s yogurt.
February 19, 2015 at 1:30 am

1. Arnold (Hey Arnold): had his first daughter young and now she's starting high school, the two don't get along.
February 19, 2015 at 12:58 am

There has always been two types of tuxes. Now we must decide who is the real winner: Formal Tux or Canadian Tuxedo.
February 18, 2015 at 12:39 am

The most important day of your life
February 16, 2015 at 12:18 pm