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Student Who "Wants an Easy Class" Will Take One on Community Engagement
And it counted for a Sector Requirement!
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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Your Parents' Passive Aggressive Thanksgiving Platitudes, Decoded
Just tell us how many STDs you have.
by NOA BAKER and SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
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Annual "Avoid Your Students When They Desperately Need You" Advisor Conference Under Way
What a coincidence!
by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
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Penn Fall Calendar Just Pretty Pictures of People Avoiding Eye Contact on Locust
Leaves! Trees! Looking down at your phone!
by CAMI POTTER
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A Series of Angry Emails Written to my Landlord
Please help, as there are foreign creatures eating our microwave
by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
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Freshman Brave Enough to Be Alone At Any Point in Time
Where's her medal of honor?
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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Updated List of Events All Fraternities Must Attend
Workshop: what is a vagina?
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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Handshake Renamed OneArmedHug to Foster More Accurate OCR Experience
Putting the "cute" in "recruiting"
by CAMI POTTER
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BREAKING: Student “Activist” Selects Frame for Profile Picture That Will Solve Everything
Brb, saving the planet.
by LILY ZIRLIN
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Fall Break Offers Freshman First Big Chance to Assert Privilege Over Everyone
"I’ve been slowly building on my superiority for a while now."
by CLAIRE SCHMIDT
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Unclear if Undergrads Speaking in Code or Just Overusing Penn-centric Abbreviations
He def SABS enough to be PPE.
by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
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Students Vote to Replace Harvest with SoulCycle; Life-Saving Urgent Care Center Second
I'm not trying to walk back from my work out—I literally JUST worked out
by CAMI POTTER
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Senior with Goldman Sachs Offer and "Problem Solving Skills" Gets Really, Really Lost in the Quad
"Which one is Fitler?" said the fully grown adult
by DANO MAJOR
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My Strange Addiction: Constantly Applying To Jobs On Handshake
You can't beat the rush.
by SHOSHANA STERNSTEIN
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Green Day Woken Up, Goes Back to Sleep Until 2020
Green Day band members face a confusing past when they are woken up at the end of September.
by CAMI POTTER
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Totally Impossible Penn Riddles
Is it social climbing if you step on an elevated surface?
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Trump Supporters Confused to Find that Made In America Not a Trump Rally
According to many confused festival-goers, Benjamin Franklin was a heathen and who even is Migos anyway?
by CAMI POTTER
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