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You are not supposed to matter. 
June 30, 2016 at 1:02 pm

We've got mail! Does anyone still have AOL? Just us? What about Hotmail? Anyway, Lowbrow finally checked our inbox for the first time since NSO, and have we got some good advice for you!
November 7, 2013 at 5:00 am

Think outside your old cereal boxes
September 12, 2013 at 5:05 am

We saw the recent WikiLeaks scandal as an amazing opportunity to finally be taken seriously. If we could somehow unearth and publish all the shocking secrets at Penn, we would no longer be the running joke at SAC cocktail parties. Garbed in black spandex cat suits “borrowed” from American Apparel, we infiltrated La Casa de Gutmann to see what kind of skeletons we could uncover. This snapshot of Amy’s desk was taken just seconds before we heard footsteps rounding the corner. We fled before a man passed the room, clad in an ill–fitting plush robe and fuzzy pink slippers.
October 13, 2011 at 6:02 am

Frat Bros, I appreciate being invited to all your parties.
September 22, 2011 at 6:30 am