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Hey guys, just to let you know, I ordered some pizzas and they’ll be in the lounge at 7 tonight. I also picked up a 2-liter bottle of Sierra Mist and a six-pack of Super Chill brand cream soda.
February 10, 2010 at 7:52 pm

Girl, did you know that I created my stage name when I learned that I was due to be born on Valentine’s Day?
February 10, 2010 at 7:39 pm

This week' alum: Petey "Buttons" Mickelson (W' 25), Penn Football Player 1921 - 1925 Both teams have strong passing games.
February 4, 2010 at 4:02 am

Last weekend, after 10 days and 200 films, Sundance concluded another exciting indie film festival.
February 4, 2010 at 1:22 am

Happy Restaurant Week, student! What a lovely treat it shall be to share a delicious meal with yummy friends.
January 28, 2010 at 1:44 am

According to a report from the University Registrar this Wednesday, College junior Clyde Clintock dropped Introduction to Psychology after attending only one of the Tuesday/Thursday lectures.
January 28, 2010 at 1:42 am

Confidence Confidential by Dr. Lane Golic claims to hold all the secrets necessary to evolve from a wallflower to a life-of-the-party-flower.
January 28, 2010 at 12:49 am

When you host a pre-gaming function, your guests will expect the chance to play one to three games of Beer Pong, depending upon team performance and number of party attendees.
January 21, 2010 at 4:34 am

I started off rushing for the free food and alcohol, but after a night of brotherly bonding at Atlantis Gentleman’s Club, I realized that fraternity life has a lot to offer.
January 21, 2010 at 4:32 am

My roommate has been using the same towel all year and has never washed it. She says it’s okay because if she only uses it to dry her body once it’s clean, but still, right? —Mopey About Mold If your story were a movie I was adapting, the main conflict would be between you and your roommate.
January 21, 2010 at 4:29 am

Lately, the Penn Video Network has been playing the 2006 teen comedy, John Tucker Must Die. For obvious reasons, I’m not thrilled about it.
January 21, 2010 at 4:08 am

Hey guys! All That's Ashley here (that's me!) to answer this week’s tweens pressing issues.
December 9, 2009 at 11:59 pm

To the girl who kept insisting “she never does this” as she went down on me: You didn't have to keep stopping and telling me.
November 18, 2009 at 9:48 pm

People value our opinion here at The Street, (we added a 'the' for legitimacy/increased street cred… get it?
November 4, 2009 at 10:34 pm

Samhain is the new Farrah Fawcet Overshadowed by its creepy counterpart, but just as deserving of an E!
October 28, 2009 at 10:05 pm

Samhain sa?mh'in [Ed. note: Yes, that's right. It's pronounced Sah-ween.] n. A modern festival in various currents of Neopaganism that is based on, or inspired by, Gaelic traditions.
October 28, 2009 at 9:56 pm

Traditionally consumed as a means of divination, the Samhain cocktail is a melting pot of the holiday’s centuries-old rituals.
October 28, 2009 at 9:55 pm

Guide To: A Joyous Samhain Bonfire The last year has been rough: Mischa Barton never made her comeback (we’ll love you always and forever Coop), handjobs are slutty again and your fixie’s spokes are all busted.
October 28, 2009 at 9:51 pm

In a forgotten time, in a land far away, Carmilla — the fair maiden of this tale — lived in a schloss.
September 23, 2009 at 11:47 pm

A Summer of Experience A Semi-autobiographical Account of My Life By Rachel Stern-Stein After months spent cruising through the coiling canals of corporate America — spreadsheets, progress reports, photocopies, filing cabinets and arch nemeses named Chastity — Rachel had seemingly successfully reached her ultimate destination: the oh-so-crucial final PowerPoint presentation and Intern Evals.
August 5, 2009 at 10:22 pm