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Lowbrow Brings You: The Library, Episode II

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0A-Krvqd6R0&feature=youtu.be
March 18, 2013 at 9:51 pm

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Lowbrow

Chances that Joe Biden Will....

Lowbrow crunches the numbers
March 14, 2013 at 6:41 am

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Lowbrow

GradJOEation

Lowbrow gets excited for a commencement address from this V(I)P
March 14, 2013 at 6:17 am

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Highbrow

Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her? Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?! Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob. Guy: I just don’t know what to do. Fratstar: Go take a poopy! MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
March 14, 2013 at 5:12 am

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Music

Lowbrow Brings You: The Library, Episode 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GuNtPauqB9Q&feature=youtu.be
March 11, 2013 at 9:58 pm

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Multimedia

Lowbrow's New Favorite Web Series

Terrible Babysitters is a new web series from the Upright Citizen's Brigade's Michael Kayne and D'Arcy Carden.
February 27, 2013 at 4:07 pm

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Lowbrow

Alternative Alternative Spring Breaks

Going to a tropical destination is expensive. Going skiing is expensive. Going anywhere, really, is expensive. Try these suggestions for alternative ways to have fun this spring break.
February 21, 2013 at 6:00 am

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Lowbrow

LOWBROW GETS TRASHY. SPRING BREAK EDITION.

I don’t know about you, but every time Spring Break rolls around, Lowbrow is wishin’ we had us some sweet tattoos. We’re here to help you use nature’s best skin–altering device: THE SUN! Just follow the directions below and use the cut–outs to get a tan in all the areas you desire and send the right message.
February 21, 2013 at 5:45 am

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Overheard at Penn: 2.21.13

Girl: Well, when they inspected his body, it wasn’t that small. Guy: My class held a mock election for president.
February 21, 2013 at 5:28 am

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Lowbrow

The Worst Valentine's Day Ever

6:59 a.m. You wake up and your alarm hasn’t gone off yet. The snooze button isn’t working!
February 14, 2013 at 6:09 am

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Lowbrow

The Vagina Dialogues

Two vaginas are just waiting for the bus together
February 14, 2013 at 5:54 am

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Lowbrow

Bad Valentine's Day Gifts

Chocolate is the ultimate aphrodisiac: melt it and lick it off your partner's body or feed it to each other romantically. You can never go wrong with chocolate! Right? Wrong! The following are chocolate no–nos this V–Day.
February 14, 2013 at 5:32 am

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Lowbrow

Learn to Say I Love You—In Ten Steps or Less

HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU: 1.
February 14, 2013 at 5:22 am

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Lowbrow

The Guide to OCR

OCR: Oh crap! Right? Don’t worry! Getting a job is easy! Did you know some monkeys have jobs? Lowbrow knows a lot about how to get a job. We have had several jobs in our lives and we, combined, have made over $1,000. Therefore, you ought to trust our judgment. The number–one best way to get a job is to stand out from other applicants.
February 7, 2013 at 6:23 am

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