Humor
Overheard at Penn: 02.20.14
OWLS senior while reading Lowbrow: Oh, they copied us!
Sassy JAP: Everyone knows that Jews melt in the rain.
Former Skulls bro: No, we should definitely get a book deal, ‘Last Days of Skulls’ and then have a picture of our chapter house in black and white on the cover.
Mom in Capo: I’ll take a cappuccino for me and a babyccino for my son here.
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Lowbrow
Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 2.16.2014
Whether you're celebrating Team USA or mourning the death of Flappy Bird, we've got you covered with this week's dose of whimsical web wonder #alliteration.
Everyone's praising "Frozen" for defying the Disney norms, but it turns out it's not alway happily ever after for the princesses who found love (in some pretty hopeless places too). Check out Disney Couples Therapy.
The Colbert Report has had top—notch Olympics coverage done by Scott Thompson's Buddy Cole character from "The Kids in the Hall." He gives Sochi some much–needed realness.
In honor of last week's Penis Monologues and the passing of our favorite past-time, play a round of Flappy Dong. It's either that or back to Candy Crush.
Yeah, you've probably already seen it on Facebook, but Shoshi Games is still perfect in every way.
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Lowbrow
Hot or Not List
HOT
Latte from Mark’s Cafe
Manhole at 37th and Walnut
Shake Shack ‘Shroom burger
Smokestack thing in front of the Love Statue
Pottruck sauna
34th Street offices
NOT
Coffee from my Keurig
Manhole at 38th and Walnut
Yogorino
Snow slush
Penn Park
Silent Study Center in Williams
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Lowbrow
The Penis Monologues
The Penis Monologues hopes to raise awareness of the true struggle that comes with being a cis–gendered straight male at Penn and will be holding auditions tonight in JMHH 202.
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Lowbrow
Penn Missed Connections
Treadmill Hottie
m4w–20
Pottruck
You were on the treadmill next to me on the third floor of Pottruck.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014
Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.
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Lowbrow
TBT 1999: Engineering Senior's Saturday—Dispatch
8:14 a.m.: Mom wakes me up late for my soccer game, ugh, not again.
8:20 a.m.: I’m coo–coo for Cocoa Puffs®, but of course I only got to eat one bowl.
8:31 a.m.: Just made it to my soccer game, thank goodness my Heelys® got me there in time!
9:12 a.m.: Tim’s mom brought Capri Suns® and Kudos® bars for the post–game snack.
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Lowbrow
Top 10 Words and Phrases to Use in Your Resume
1. the
2. my time in a high–security prison
3.
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Lowbrow
An Open Letter to Penn OCR Participants
Dear wannabes,
You know, I was one of you not long ago. Dropping resumes left and right, dropping acid at fling and dropping science classes to keep my GPA artificially high.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 01.30.14
Vegetarian JAP: Don’t tell anyone, but I had chicken last night. And I wasn’t drunk.
by 34TH STREET
Lowbrow
Drunk, High, Pregnant: OCR Information Session
DRUNK
I roll up to the sesh four wine coolers deep and oh.
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Lowbrow
Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 1.26.2014
This is the first installment of Lowbrow's weekly links, where we bring you a collection of the funniest of funnies on the internet.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn 01.23.14
Penn publication editor: Who wrote this, an immigrant?
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PennConnects
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