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Lowbrow
Where Does $1 of Your Tuition Go?
Disclaimer: This section is a joke. Don't sue us. But if you do, we'll livestream it.
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Lowbrow
Penn Currencies in the Flesh
Lowbrow imagines what our favorite spending methods would look life if they were real billz.
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Lowbrow
Reddit AMA with Dean Furda
Just because it's on the internet doesn't make it true. And if it's in Lowbrow, it's definitely not true.
[-] puckfrinceton: Hey, big fan here.
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Lowbrow
Lowbrow Presents: Upworthy
Upworthy is so bad. Here's our shot at making it even worse.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 03.27.2014
Pikapp pledge: We need, like, some more wholesome Protestants. We have a fair amount of Catholics, but they’re basically Jews.
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Lowbrow
Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 3.23.2014
Miss us over spring break when you were busy surfing in Costa Rica? Well, Lowbrow spent plenty of time surfing [the web] too, just for you.
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Lowbrow
Top souvenirs from Spring Break
*Fooled you! Welcome to Lowbrow, where everything is made up and the points don't matter.*
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Lowbrow
Lowbrow reviews your tan
50 Shades Darker: You had some k!nky $EXXX
15 Shades Darker: Blacking out in the sun was a good idea, second degree burns are so in this season.
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Lowbrow
Interview with a Spring Break Eurotripper
Her Instagrams looked hella cool so we sat down with her to hear more about what seemed like a ~life changing~ spring break trip.
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Lowbrow
Conversation Starters For Your Penn Walk Home
For those terrifying 9 p.m. walks from VP to the Quad, there’s always Penn Walk. But what should you talk about? Let Lowbrow help you out.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 02.27.2014
Theta frosh: Siri, where's Oz?
A's boy: Who the fuck doesn't have Uber?!
Girl on Locust: I may have egged a house once.
VP security guard: I ooze flowers.
Blonde girl: I just feel like I get really fucked up and suck dick at every date night.
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Lowbrow
Lowbrow's Weekly Links: 2.23.2014
It's been both a good (premiere of the new Tonight Show) and bad (APES "uptown" promo vid) week for comedy.
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Lowbrow
DIY: Dreamcatcher
What you’ll need:
Yarn
Feathers
Beads
Craft pom–poms
Wood hoop
Scissors
$29.99
Directions:
1.Lay out your materials on a table.
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Lowbrow
Lowbrow Asks: Is It Art?
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Lowbrow
Contrapposto
Taking a stance on that bottle collection on top of your cabinet.
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