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Fad Diets you Must Try
Nails Diet: Trying to get nailed by that special someone? Try the nail diet! Fingernail clippings are chock full of much needed protein and calcium, but shockingly low in calories.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
You better Workout (clothes)
-Okay, so you have been known to wear some work out clothes to class (we all know you aren't actually going to Pottruck, you have a computer with you), but push it father.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 04.02.15
Drunk bro with eyes closed: I've hooked up with her, I've fucked her, but I don't talk to her.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
My Penn Addiction: Jewish Boys
I love me some good Hebrew National salami, in other words, I’m addicted to Jewish boys.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Celiac Disease and Atkins, the conspiracy theory that you didn't know you needed.
The Story of One Man’s Vendetta Against Wheat as told by by neither a doctor or nutritionist
by SPENCER WINSON
Lowbrow
Workout Tips for Outside the Gym
Going to the gym can be a real drag. Here are Lowbrow's hot tips for keeping it tight without hitting up Pottruck.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Funny List Monday: Thoughts you had today
We know what you are thinking.
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Lowbrow
New Science Classes
Advanced Registration is happening. Lowbrow got the inside scoop on the newest science courses being offered in the fall.
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Lowbrow
Science: A Timeline
Science has been happening since 1876 and there are so many important moments. We bring you the best things that totally actually happened.
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Lowbrow
Experiment With This, Not That
Experimenting can be exciting, but it can also burn off your hair, your left thigh or alienate your entire family.
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Lowbrow
Evolution v. Creationism: A Comparison
How the fuck did we get here? Lowbrow Investigates.
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Highbrow
Overheards 03.26.15
Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.
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Lowbrow
Other Things to Dye Green
Celebrate St. Paddy's day with more than just dyed-green beer. Lowbrow reminds you to be an equal opportunity green food-coloring user.
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Lowbrow
True Life: I'm a Leprechaun
Kermit was right, it's not fucking easy being green.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
An Interview with a Real Life Irish Person
Lowbrow sat down with Angus Boyd, College '17, in hopes of learning about Irish Culture.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
How Irish are you?
Find out how Irish you are by seeing how many of these apply to you! Answer True or False to each one, and for good measure take a sip of the black stuff each time you answer True.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Highbrow
Overheards 03.19.15
Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Let Me Buy You A Drank?
Blue Kamikaze: Nerd, who even knows how to make a blue kamikaze?! You definitely Googled that.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
How to Sprang Break at Home
There is no beach in Philly, but ATO has a volleyball court. Slowly start to steal sand. Because campus will be deserted no one will notice how much sand you take.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
Lowbrow
Things Your Mom Definitely Will Ask You Over Sprang Break (and How to Answer)
Mom: "Are you still seeing that nice boy that you were seeing when you came home for Christmas?
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