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ROUND UP 11.12.15

Penn students truly demonstrated athletic talent this weekend—we crushed beer pong, persevered through a marathon of day drinking and stayed composed. Oh, and we won the football game. Let the victories continue, because everyone’s a winner in the Round Up.
November 12, 2015 at 8:00 am

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Overheards 11.12.15

Hot betch: You look like my asshole when I haven't gotten a wax in a long time.
November 12, 2015 at 8:00 am

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10 THINGS WE ARE SO OVER

Penn vs. Princeton. Actually, we never even cared.
November 12, 2015 at 8:00 am

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YOUR DATE-NIGHT HOW TO

Highbrow is OVERWHELMED with date night invitations, but we have some constructive feedback for those who are socially challenged.
November 5, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Round Up 11.05.15

Trick–or–treat yo’self with some sweet, sweet gossip. You may not have indulged in candy this weekend, but get ready for a sugar high. We hope this doesn’t leave a sour taste in your mouth.
November 5, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Overheards 11.05.15

Eligible bachelorette: I'm saving butt stuff for when I'm like, 60.
November 5, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Overheards 10.29.15

Blonde betch: I'm not racist. I was raised by foreigners.
October 29, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Halloween: What's In and Out

One day you're in, the next day, you're out.
October 29, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Round Up 10.29.15

Highbrow applauds the efforts of the Ivy League Snapstory...but let’s be real, it only gets ten seconds of footage while we get the whole story.
October 29, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Overheards 10.22.15

Frustrated FroGro shopper: Khloe Kardashian just fell for the wrong guy, but love is love man.
October 22, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Round Up 10.22.15

When our hotline blings, it’s usually Drake in his Moncler jacket asking us to call him on his cell phone.
October 22, 2015 at 6:00 am

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How to Make Everyone In VP Hate You

Now that’s is getting cold, everyone is hibernating in the library. Highbrow is taking the opportunity to remind everyone how to be considerate. This should all be common courtesy. So do it.
October 22, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Overheards 10.15.15

Girl on Locust: I hate girls that be like I'm Persian... Bitch, you from Iran.
October 15, 2015 at 6:00 am

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When You Go to the Party for the Pics, Not The Dicks

That dude who you noticed carrying a camera around the party last weekend? Yeah, he’s the one who really runs your life.
October 15, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Round Up 10.15.15

“How was your break? Let’s get lunch this week.” Highbrow has a packed schedule with empty lunch plans.
October 15, 2015 at 6:00 am

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Round Up 10.01.15

Pumpkin spice Highbrow! Just kidding, our doctor told us that we’re allergic to that tragic seasonal flavor. Fall is here—let the gourd times roll.
October 1, 2015 at 6:00 am

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