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Four People You'll Find in Your Yearbook

Highbrow cracked open our high school yearbooks and gushed over all of the signatures! We almost forgot just how popular we were. Here are the types of people you'll definitely find in yours.
November 18, 2016 at 11:59 pm

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The Round–Up: 11.17.16

It’s been a long week.
November 17, 2016 at 3:34 am

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Overheards 11.17.16

GrandMILF with no boundaries: How many of you know where your foreskins went?
November 17, 2016 at 3:32 am

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Starbucks Orders Decoded

Where sugar content and the amount of times you say "like" is positively correlated.
November 17, 2016 at 2:31 am

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Overheards at Penn

Confused soul: Wait, so only one of your moms is a lesbian?
November 12, 2016 at 3:23 pm

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The Round Up 11.03.16

Now that both Homecoming and Halloween are Octover, Highbrow’s here to fill you in on the trick or treats of what happened.
November 3, 2016 at 4:46 am

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Overheards at Penn

Incest enabler: Come on, you’d totally date him if he wasn’t your brother.
November 3, 2016 at 4:41 am

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Halloween Costumes: Penn Edition

Penn is a microcosm of the real world: It's time we start dressing like it.
October 27, 2016 at 11:07 am

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Overheards 10.27.16

Lonely narcissist: The only boy that’s called me pretty this week was a homeless man.
October 27, 2016 at 11:06 am

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The Round Up 10.27.16

Instead of hitting the books, Penn’s been hitting the scene.
October 27, 2016 at 3:07 am

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Overheards 10.20.16

Quizzical horndog: Do you think vegans swallow? Like, are they allowed to?
October 20, 2016 at 5:06 am

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The Round Up 10-20-16

This weekend, children of proud Penn parents turned legacy into legendary when they decided to put generations of Penn partying together.
October 20, 2016 at 4:00 am

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What Your Go–To Fall Accessory Says About You

With colder weather comes cooler fashion—or at least, that's what we thought.
October 20, 2016 at 3:11 am

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8 Thoughts We Have on SHS

Because the suggestive eggplant posters only tell you so much.
October 13, 2016 at 6:57 am

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Overheards 10.13.16

Person we kind of want to die soon: At my funeral, I want people to do lines off my coffin, but instead of cocaine, I want it to be my ashes.
October 13, 2016 at 6:55 am

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Round Up 10.13.16

We may only be a few days in, but things have already started getting pumpkin spicy this fall. With the first round of midterms behind us and for most of us, and a lot of repentance before us, it’s time to check our last few sins off our list before it’s too cold to wear crop tops.
October 13, 2016 at 6:51 am

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