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An Open Letter to: Campus Couples
Dear Couples,
I get it. And if I were in your position I would probably be behaving the same way, but I’m not, which is the whole point of this bitter diatribe.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 2.14.13
Guy: For a while it was funny, but now I just fucking hate her.
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Highbrow
The Roundup: 2.14.13
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, you little suffragettes! Like most of you, Highbrow’s been ignoring the Hallmark holiday of Valentine’s Day and focusing on things that MATTER.
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Highbrow
Dispatch: Vagmons Downtown
10:00 p.m.: Receive text: “are you going to cunt party?”
10:01 p.m.: Ignore text.
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Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 2.7.13
Girl 1: If I keep eating this much, I’m going to gain so much weight.
Girl 2: I wish I had a tapeworm.
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Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Of Orientation and De–flowerization
I think I might be gay.
First off that is not a question, which is especially ironic for someone who is questioning their sexuality.
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Highbrow
The Meh List: 1.31.13
Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of Penn. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.
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Highbrow
Dispatch: Obama Inauguration
5:45 a.m.: Shut off alarm. I must value the sacred American tradition of late sleeping.
6:37 a.m.: Awake from a glorious dream of prancing in blue ivy.
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Highbrow
Dispatch: Guy Rush
10:37p.m.: First kegstand of my life. “Yeah, I haven’t done one since high school actually.”
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Highbrow
The Round Up: 1.24.2013
Rush may be over, lovelies, but don’t get too comfortable, Highbrow is here to entertain and amuse with all of your crazy stories—pledging or otherwise.
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Word on the street
Word on the Street: The Big Picture: Instagram
Three times in the past week I have been accused of hating everything. Lena Dunham’s “Girls”? Hate it.
by IAN BUSSARD
Highbrow
My Penn Addiction: Blackboard Rosters
Blackboard sucks. Let’s just get it out in the open. I hate it, you hate it, we all hate it. But, still, I like to think of myself as a Blackboard connoisseur.
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