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Word on the street
Word on the Street: Four
[Trigger warning: Rape and Sexual Assault]
Yesterday I turned 20. If we’re talking numbers, mine is 22.
by ANONYMOUS
Highbrow
Mythbusters: Penn Edition
As your trusted authority on Penn rumors, Highbrow is here to catch you
up on some favorite stories and help you separate the fact from the crap.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Picture Imperfect
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I struggle with depression.
by EVE BOWERS
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 02.14.2014
Girl on Locust: Honestly, I am so into homosexuals.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 02.14.2014
Privjet, sukii! That means “Hi bitches” in Russian, the language of the Winter Olympic Games and Pussy Riot.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Ultra-Oversimplified Guide to Relevance
Click on the image to learn whats "in and out" around campus these days:
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 02.06.2014
To the pre-professionals whom it may concern: We see you in that Ann Taylor Loft statement necklace.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: I'm Your Crazy Girlfriend
“Don’t ever, ever call me again, you low–life scum, you trash!” I hang up with finality, promising that this is the last time I break up with my on–again, off–again “boyfriend”—at least, that’s what I think I’m supposed to call him.
by KIMBERLY LU
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 02.06.2014
Under the Button Editor: I was having a really good convo with this guy on Tinder until he called me a sexy Jewess.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Confronting Your Demons if You're Sensitive to Semen
Fresh from a holiday in Palm Springs, Penn’s very own sex guru has returned to answer your questions. Mama’s back, children.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Word on the street
Word on the Street: What's my Age Again?
“Are you a freshman?” I slurred through a vodka cranberry haze as I flirted with the first hot guy I met during NSO this semester.
by ARIELA OSUNA
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 01.30.14
Vegetarian JAP: Don’t tell anyone, but I had chicken last night. And I wasn’t drunk.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 01.30.14
I said BRRR. It’s cold in here. There must be some gossip in the atmosphere. The temperature may be dropping, but Highbrow is just heating up.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Meh List: Welcome Back Edition
Our favorite moments of the beginning of spring seMEHster
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn 01.23.14
Penn publication editor: Who wrote this, an immigrant?
by 34TH STREET
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