Highbrow

Drunk bro with eyes closed: I've hooked up with her, I've fucked her, but I don't talk to her.
April 2, 2015 at 1:30 am

I love me some good Hebrew National salami, in other words, I’m addicted to Jewish boys.
April 2, 2015 at 1:30 am

These are the reasons why you need to do significantly less.
March 26, 2015 at 1:00 am

We hope a cute leprechaun sham–rocked your world this past weekend. Highbrow met a sexy ginger named Pat McCrotch who was after our lucky charms all day.
March 26, 2015 at 12:00 am

Apes freshmen to Apes freshmen: I don't know if you remember this, but I straight licked your face.
March 26, 2015 at 12:00 am

(408): I just watched a video of a man sexually arouse a pig. (585): Side note: when you go to the doctor's and they ask you how many alcoholic beverages you've had in the last week, "I don't remember" is not an acceptable response apparently.  (559): I just ate Chinese and now I have to swim for lifeguarding.
March 19, 2015 at 12:46 pm

Welcome back from SB2K15. Your tan lines will fade as quickly as you blacked out in PV, so flaunt ‘em while you got ‘em.
March 19, 2015 at 12:30 am

Honest sorostitute: When I'm drunk, I would probably give head to a homeless person.
March 19, 2015 at 12:00 am

Guy walking out of Wawa: I bought an extra pack of cigarettes for networking.
February 27, 2015 at 3:24 pm

My lin is awesome—they know me so well. We’re the beSDT lin around, and everyone can tell! They think I’m aDDDorable, so phresh and so PHIne. I love my lin and I know they’re all mine We love to hang and chat as a group, But when it comes to gossip, Highbrow’s got the real scoop.
February 25, 2015 at 1:30 am

Let's face it—your steamy visions of a hot Mexican fling are unrealistic. If you’re single and ready for a Pringle, have no fear.
February 22, 2015 at 2:00 am

In the spirit of midterm season, Highbrow evaluated the, ahem, performance of two lacking lovers and graded them accordingly.
February 19, 2015 at 1:00 am

Christian leaders at Starbucks under Commons: Coffee is like the Reformation.
February 19, 2015 at 12:30 am

Strap down, gag yourself and cover your eyes, because we present you with 50 Shades of Highbrow.
February 19, 2015 at 12:00 am

SDT JAP: I like to think my room smells like Chanel.
February 12, 2015 at 3:00 am

Is it getting hotter at Penn or is it just all these steamy professors? Highbrow has been going sans–Moncler this winter thanks to our piping–hot course load. This Valentine’s Day, we present you with a list of Penn’s finest. A+ 
February 12, 2015 at 2:44 am

Love is truly in the air. And by love, we mean gossip. Watch your back, because Cupid’s not the only one targeting you this weekend.
February 12, 2015 at 2:32 am

Theos frosh 1: "Can we get those girls from the Model UN thing to come to our party? Theos frosh 2: “Bro, I NEED it.” 
February 5, 2015 at 1:50 am

Our weekend was filled with all kinds of bowls—super bowl, wing bowl, and a chipotle burrito bowl.
February 5, 2015 at 1:49 am

On Friday, January 30th, the Barnes Foundation hosted the Young Professionals Night, an evening vintage vaudeville, art and pork belly buns. And Street spent getting down to DJ Adrian Hardy's sickest beats with Philly's young elite.
February 5, 2015 at 1:16 am