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Winners and Losers of 2017
Event Observers, halal trucks, and the ozone layer—who took an L and who came out on top?
by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS
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How to Kick Ass at Smokes' Quizzo
Take some inspiration from Sun Tzu's Art of War.
by ANNABELLE WILLIAMS
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Deconstructing the Sophomore Slump
Second–year rough patch or comeback of the year?
by LUCIA KIM
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Overheards: 11.15.17
Traditionalist: “I’m saving anal for marriage.”
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Decoded: Are They Networking or Going to a Date Night?
I–banking or Bankers?
by DANIEL BULPITT
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Overheards: 11.1.17
Adamant frat bro: I swear I’m gonna be a father by the end of the month.
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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Overheards: 10.18.17
SWUG: “I’m going to cry and cum at the same time.”
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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Penn's Sceniest Administrator
Rush Chair or Admissions Dean? Hard to tell.
by DANIEL BULPITT
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Overheards 10.11.17
Resigned WASP: “I stopped believing when God failed to answer my prayers for good dick.”
by 34TH STREET MAGAZINE
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That's Such a Fucking Lie
We're here to catch you in all your hyperbolic glory
by NICK CASTORIA
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