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The Round Up: 4.18.13
Congratulations, freaks. You truly outdid yourselves this weekend. Even with the rain, Girl Talk and basically no Chancellor darty (#notoverit), you managed to shine bright like Tyga’s diamond grill.
by 34TH STREET
Overheard at Penn: 4.18.13
Girl: Why do you have a Penn credit card?
Boy: Cause I’m a FLOSSY BITCH!
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Experimentation and Painful Pelvic Frustration
I really want to experiment with girls. Is it ok for straight girls to do that? Like is that ethically ok?
by MISS CASSANDRA
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Gone But Not Forgotten
In the late spring of my freshman year, while poring over my Math 114 notes in one of those tiny "study rooms" in the Quad, a senior from my Italian class came parading down the hall.
by EMILY BRILL
Highbrow
The Round Up: 4.11.13
Raise your hand if you're already schwasty (our hands are raised). Fling has flung, as has our integrity.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 4.11.13
Girl at Starbucks: I don’t even like Fling. It’s like everyone thinks they can be drunk.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Of Sex Appeal and Sexperience
How do you get over the fact that a person you’re interested in has an ex that is more attractive than you?
First, I am going to stop you.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 4.4.13
Dude in Riepe: Orange is my color. It’s like red except, not like red.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 4.4.13
THE FAST IS OVER! Jews, grab your bread. Catholics, grab your sweets. Everyone and anyone, get excited for The Final Countdown.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
craigslist: penn edition
Highbrow checked out some local craigslist postings for you. See any you like?
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: An English Major Walks into a Bar…
Two summers ago, I found myself at a soccer game with a high school friend, her friend from college, who I’d never met, and his father.
by KILEY BENSE
Ask Miss Cassandra: Periods and Serials
Can you have sex while on your period?
Short answer, yes. Having sex while on your period is often seen as gross.
by MISS CASSANDRA
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