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Admittedly, I started on this train of thought while I was high. The eating–Doritos–in–bed–alone, binge–watching–"Family Guy"–on–Netflix type of high [ed note: is there another kind?]. The fact that a lot of my peer group (basically my entire peer group) smokes weed is not news.
October 3, 2013 at 5:40 am

I’m afraid that I’m bad at oral sex.
October 2, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Where is my twat is at?
October 1, 2013 at 12:49 pm

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September 28, 2013 at 11:23 am

Coming to Penn, we were curious about three things: Sex, alcohol and drugs—mainly, Adderall.  The sex part was obvious.
September 26, 2013 at 5:26 am

Last week Highbrow brought you the story of one generous Penngineer’s attempt to Venmo a homeless woman her child support payment. We tracked her down—this is her side of the story:
September 26, 2013 at 5:18 am

Betch 1: These are my “I don’t give a shit” pants. Betch 2: Yeah, I can tell.
September 26, 2013 at 5:17 am

It’s officially fall and you know what that means: it’s time for Amy Gutmann to start walking around campus in her peacoat, looking like a majestic Mary Poppins.
September 26, 2013 at 5:14 am

Dear Miss Cassandra, I love porn. But lately, porn hasn’t been doing much to satisfy me.
September 25, 2013 at 12:00 pm

On a tree by a river, a little tweet twat, singing twillow, tit twillow, tit twillow.
September 24, 2013 at 10:36 am

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September 22, 2013 at 11:40 am

Welcome back, kiddies. Did you have a nice Yom Kippur? Highbrow did. While most of campus made a mass exodus back to Long Island and North Jersey, we were here: watching, waiting, commiserating. We hear you blew more than the shofar.
September 19, 2013 at 5:42 am

Some frats house more than free alcohol and somewhat attractive guys. Highbrow brings you all the famous frat decorations you may have overlooked. If walls could talk...
September 19, 2013 at 5:42 am

Gay guy: I’ve been a SWUG since second semester freshman year.
September 19, 2013 at 5:23 am

Tap photo: mutual friends, mutual interests—swipe right. Tap photo: no friends, no interests—swipe left.
September 19, 2013 at 5:00 am

So I had anal sex last night and kind of, like, ripped my anus.
September 18, 2013 at 12:00 pm

Twittington twat where muh tweet's at
September 17, 2013 at 10:41 am

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September 14, 2013 at 7:38 pm

If Facebook is where we post pictures that show us at our hottest, Snapchat is where we expose our eight chins and third nipple to our friends for three seconds.
September 12, 2013 at 5:52 am

This past summer, I was just one of a thousand eager Penn students interning in New York. Four trains—and an hour and a half of smelling body odor—later, I commuted to the Brooklyn–based office from my boring Jersey suburb to gain “experience” and seize “opportunity.” I learned the ropes of tri–state area public transportation, hustled through the corporate crowds of Wall Street and hopped across the East River to be among the hipsters of Park Slope.
September 12, 2013 at 5:42 am