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Thanksgiving may very well be the best holiday we have. No segregating candied ham and knaidlach; everyone celebrates the same glorious bird.
November 16, 2006 at 12:00 am

Thanksgiving is a time to remember our forefathers and be thankful for all those things that make our country great.
November 16, 2006 at 12:00 am

Snoop Dogg booked for possession of a deadly weapon after a collapsible baton was discovered in his carry-on luggage.
November 9, 2006 at 12:00 am

It's been an exciting election season filled with plenty of mudslinging and smack-talking, and as it comes to a close, feelings of triumph, defeat and apathy fill the air.
November 9, 2006 at 12:00 am

Do you know what you're doing next year? It's the question that I, as a senior, hear almost every single day, posed by everybody from random classmates in recitations, to people I meet at parties, my grandparents, my parents, friends of my parents, friends of friends and then, of course, my friends themselves. Unless you're a senior who already has a job lined up for next year, there's no way you can definitely know what you're doing after graduation.
November 9, 2006 at 12:00 am

The Price is Right host Bob Barker to retire from TV after 50 years. In his farewell address, Barker declared, "The price is wrong, bitch!" Local police report an increase in shootings in West Philadelphia as compared to last year.
November 2, 2006 at 12:00 am

Boy 1: "Dude, I worked out for so long today." Boy 2: "No, no, bro, I like slept, all day; I just got out of bed." Boy 1: "Dude, no, I can't do that I have about two million midterms from now till the end of the semester." Despite the displays of refined verbosity and predominance of sentences starting with the words "Dude" and "Bro" that I was witness to on the way back from class today, I began to think of the change that is taking over our fair campus. Now that Family Weekend, Homecoming and Fall Break are all over in a ridiculously confusing order, things are starting to settle.
November 2, 2006 at 12:00 am

If you're walking down Locust Walk anytime within the next two months, keep an eye out for what our Lady Quakers are wearing. Almost every other girl, no matter how garishly thin, is sporting a pair of tights.
October 26, 2006 at 12:00 am

Street gives you the rundown of who is battling for domination of the media. This week, it's all about the young'uns.
October 26, 2006 at 12:00 am

College tuition and fees up by more than six percent. Amy Gutmann buys new pair of shoes. A strong earthquake battles Hawaii, religious right blames God.
October 26, 2006 at 12:00 am

For about 10 years of my life I spent my summers at Camp Swig, a Jewish summer camp tucked away in the redwoods of Northern California. Every year there was this awkward transition period when I got home.
October 12, 2006 at 12:00 am

Ford recalls nearly 150,000 vehicles. Problems cited include defective latches and lame-ass cars. At her recent concert, Streisand dropped the F-bomb to shut up a heckler.
October 12, 2006 at 12:00 am

Battle 1: Amy Gutmann vs. Judith Rodin Ex-President Judith Rodin caused quite a stir this week when it was discovered that although she is no longer president, she still made more than Amy Gutmann last year, with a salary of over $1 million compared to Gutmann's meager 675 G's.
October 12, 2006 at 12:00 am

Street: Are you from an area with actual rock climbing? Kyle Sirianno: Yeah. I'm from upstate New York.
October 5, 2006 at 12:00 am

When I was in 9th and 10th grade, I loved Instant Messenger so much. Who didn't? It was our window to the world - but it was a very, very slow window.
October 5, 2006 at 12:00 am

Dallas Cowboys receiver Terrell Owens tries to kill himself by overdosing on pain medication. Sources speculate Owens mistook the pills for Campbell's Chunky Soup. Dow to reach record high.
September 28, 2006 at 12:00 am

Street: How did you come to own Bubble House? John Wicks: I owned the building and I was approached by three kids from Wharton about a bubble tea house.
September 28, 2006 at 12:00 am

Hello. Some of you may know of what a free sample is. Some of you may know the extreme lengths that some may go to procure said samples. If you rewrite the previous sentence and replace the words "some of you" with "I" you will enter a first person narrative about the extreme and somewhat embarrassing lengths that I or "some" will go to sample, if you will, free things.
September 28, 2006 at 12:00 am

Adopted West Virginia woman learns she's royalty. Interstate relations go sour, however, when attempts to rename Maryland "East Virginia" end in bloodshed. Birth-control patch label warns of blood clots.
September 21, 2006 at 12:00 am

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September 21, 2006 at 12:00 am