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The Indianapolis Colts won the Super Bowl 29-17, amidst torrential downpour and the stench coming off Rex Grossman's right arm.
February 8, 2007 at 12:00 am

12:15 a.m.: Stopped by a '90s party on Sansom and didn't know a soul. The hottest girl in the room held hands the entire night with some douchebag wearing a long face and a blazer.
February 8, 2007 at 12:00 am

Bids, bids, bids: Beautiful people out in full force at SDT's bid party - a veritable who's who of the freshmen scene.
February 1, 2007 at 12:00 am

12:15 a.m.: Stopped by a '90s party on Sansom and didn't know a soul. The hottest girl in the room held hands the entire night with some douchebag wearing a long face and a blazer.
February 1, 2007 at 12:00 am

You have to have plans for Valentine's Day. Everyone has plans. Me, I've got plans, too. Every February, as Valentine's Day draws near, I find myself reminiscing about the men I've known (in the biblical sense, of course), not so much surveying my options for that particular saint's day as giving myself a big high five for my options of yore.
February 1, 2007 at 12:00 am

So, we're young and impressionable and we want to know what to believe politically. Even more than that, we want to look cool.
February 1, 2007 at 12:00 am

The Indianapolis Colts won the Super Bowl 29-17, amidst torrential downpour and the stench coming off Rex Grossman's right arm.
February 1, 2007 at 12:00 am

Across the country, liberals gathered for wine, cheese and gloating as President Bush delivered his sixth State of the Union Address.
February 1, 2007 at 12:00 am

As Valentine's Day approaches, I, like all men, agonize over what to get for my special lady friend.
February 1, 2007 at 12:00 am

A cold duck, presumed dead, was found alive after two days spent "chillin'" in a hunter's refrigerator.
January 25, 2007 at 12:00 am

The other night I asked a friend who just returned from Zanzibar to describe one thing she learned. Her response: if you look an approaching, possibly deadly coyote dead center in its eye, it will bolt faster than you can say bolt.
January 25, 2007 at 12:00 am

Last week's Street-Swept: hella pissed. The Sweeper to return in full next week despite public outcry. In brief: Coat-snatcher takes advantage of underage drunkards at MarBar... Birthday girl's trip to AC ends in forcible removal from casino... Hunstman torro loses clothes, morals at "quincea¤era"... Older Thetas spotted at Black and Gold party (Sweeper's event of the weekend), waiting in line and lamenting their peak years while making room for young, hotter, less-dressed littles. Got dirt?
January 25, 2007 at 12:00 am

1:15: Three guys drink beer and argue over who is going to sleep with the girl visiting from Harvard.
January 25, 2007 at 12:00 am

Seven years ago, I was sitting in the back-seat of a parked car. My family had decided to climb the nearby mountains to catch a view of the fireworks and, more importantly, to watch from a safe distance the crumbling of civilization as we then knew it.
January 18, 2007 at 12:00 am

Nose Job Files: Spruce St. de-chartered, who supports his taste for plastic surgery with proceeds from his online franchise, is rumored to have made things official with longtime girlfriend.
January 18, 2007 at 12:00 am

Your Winter Break, in review: Early returns have 2007 shaping up as a year of break-ups rather than reunions.
January 18, 2007 at 12:00 am

The semester just keeps speeding along, and as you stare at your daily planner, it seems like there is nothing to look forward to but exams, papers and all-nighters.
November 30, 2006 at 12:00 am

Hilary Duff and Good Charlotte rocker Joel Madden have confirmed they have split. Madden quoted as saying, "I thought it over and decided I liked real music after all." U.S.
November 30, 2006 at 12:00 am

Penn students are known for their diverse interests. We work, volunteer, play, party, procrastinate and work for secret government agencies.
November 30, 2006 at 12:00 am

U.S. children showing hardening of arteries. Pedophiles showing hardening of... veins. Spanish businessman pleaded guilty to the illegal harvesting of Chilean sea bass.
November 16, 2006 at 12:00 am