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Girl #1: It’s kinda fun living in Hill as a sophomore. Girl #2: Excuse me? Girl in Houston salad line: Hi! Salad maker: I wish I was. Drunk guy: Sometimes I like to go to Copa on nights other than Wednesdays for the cultural experience. Friend: Just be careful.
January 20, 2011 at 11:37 pm

Joke Issue: Thoughts by Cholly Knickerbocker Yesterday evening, in what can only be proclaimed as an offense against my rather placid senses, a certain co–resident of mine — a man who we in the Quadrangle are ashamed to call one of our own, although he shall remain unnamed — disdained me for foregoing the traditional shirt and cummerbund combination in favor of the slightly marvelous backless waistcoats, seen on Savile Row this past year.
December 9, 2010 at 2:45 am

Joke Issue: Young Lady On Locust: Who’s General Franco? Other Young Lady On Locust: He’s trying to free the Mexicans, of course! Dashing Young Dandy: I mockingly asked her to, you know, be my Mata Hari, and she blushed and asked me to leave … When did women get so puritannical? Less Dashing Dandy: When they stopped wearing corsets. Fraternity Brother: Syphilis doesn't exist.
December 9, 2010 at 2:43 am

Joke Issue: Hello hello, Cholly here! Good morrow ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to yet another fine week in the year 1934.
December 9, 2010 at 2:41 am

Slightly tipsy Street Editor: Wow. The moon is moving really fast tonight. Bro at City Tap House: Are we trying to get drunk and pantsless tonight, or what? History TA: Questions?
October 28, 2010 at 3:13 am

If you’re going on one of the gastronomic jaunts around Philly hosted by City Food Tours, come hungry — but not too hungry.
October 28, 2010 at 12:20 am

11:45 p.m.: Leave Blarney. Almost soil myself with excitement at the thought of yet another Tuesday night with Kweder.
October 21, 2010 at 4:24 am

Fling is intense. Highbrow commends any pre or post Fling drinking, because damn, that’s baller. The Tuesday after Fling, Friars drank and chalked. Props for drinking a mere two days after Fling.
April 22, 2010 at 2:06 am

Last summer, like many a College student, I needed cash. After exhausting my PennLink opportunities, I expanded my search to Craigslist.
April 22, 2010 at 1:58 am

I’m a person who has a highly regimented poop schedule. Here’s the way it works. I try to poop before I go to bed, but that usually doesn’t work.
April 14, 2010 at 11:34 pm

The best thing about joining a sorority was that I got 150 new sisters. My Facebook friend count became enviably high overnight.
April 8, 2010 at 3:08 am

Congratulations Alpha Phi! We heard you guys won best sorority for the third year in a row at the Greek awards dinner!
April 1, 2010 at 10:11 pm

In line at ABP: Bronzed Whartonite: I was so lazy... all I did was have sex with her all the time. At Sammy, upon noticing a kid passed out on the floor: The OFSA ‘Fire Watch’ Guard: Make sure he drinks water.
April 1, 2010 at 1:06 am

It is sad, but it is true: I have two differently sized feet. Now I know what you must be thinking, ew, gross!
March 25, 2010 at 2:02 am

I’m bored of Van Pelt. I don’t want to Rosenparty, I just want to get my work done. But I’ve exhausted my alternative study spots.
March 18, 2010 at 12:50 am

I want to leave my mark on the world. And frequently I do, with a chisel tip paint pen. There’s no bigger rush than scrawling my tag on a clean-painted surface, staking my claim on mailboxes and traffic signs right under the noses of oblivious passers-by.
February 25, 2010 at 12:06 am

Last week, I took part in the massive disappointment known as Restaurant Week. Tempted by tapas at an affordable price, I seized the opportunity to dine at a restaurant where my student-sized wallet might not usually be so welcome.
February 3, 2010 at 11:50 pm

As always, we will be Old City-bound tomorrow to check out the latest and greatest from the contemporary art scene.
June 4, 2009 at 4:31 pm

Although we at Street tend to be know-it-alls about everything cool, sometimes we just have to say, “WTF, mate?” Maybe you’ve gotten a Facebook invite to one of their downtown parties; maybe the suave Italian boy in designer jeans has dropped the name during your history class.
October 30, 2008 at 2:46 am

The select few of us Penn students who are not from the tri-state area had limited options when it came to celebrating the Jewish New Year.
October 2, 2008 at 12:00 am