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I’m not a stalker. Let’s get that clear right off the bat.
October 27, 2011 at 6:32 am

Bitch on the phone: I know you’re upset about the break–up, but let’s not talk about it.
October 27, 2011 at 6:18 am

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October 25, 2011 at 10:21 am

TOASTS: We tend to attribute manipulative cunning to Wharton kids alone, but we’re all capable of cheating the system to our advantage.
October 20, 2011 at 5:29 am

Girl in gym clothes 1: Wow, the new cancer transition center looks, like, super nice. Girl in gym clothes 2 [longingly]: Do you think they have a gym…? SAE guy: I’m surrounded by chunky girls.
October 20, 2011 at 4:36 am

I eavesdrop constantly for overheards.
October 20, 2011 at 4:26 am

12:06 p.m.: Arrive at Bodycombat® class slightly late.
October 20, 2011 at 3:23 am

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October 18, 2011 at 11:03 am

It was the bag of vomit, I think. That was the moment when I realized that I hate my roommate. About a week and a half into classes, after feeding my pasta toss addiction at Houston and pretending to study for a couple hours, I returned to my room to find it smelling of decomposing Chipotle, Dark Temptation Axe body spray and something far, far more sinister. It smelled like… like the floor of a frat bathroom.
October 13, 2011 at 6:53 am

TOASTS Fall break may feel like nothing more than a glorified three–day weekend, but that’s only because you don’t know how to work it.
October 13, 2011 at 6:38 am

October 13, 2011 at 6:22 am

Every rising junior is forced to make the fateful decision of whether or not to study abroad. At the time, it seems there are infinite factors to consider.
October 13, 2011 at 6:10 am

SDT girl: Wait, guys, how do you spell sorority? Because when I text it, my phone says “porn pity.” Frat guy: Dude, tonight I’m gonna play spin the bottle in my head and wing man for you in whatever direction it lands. Girl walking in the rain: Ugh, walking and holding an umbrella at the same time is such a struggfest. Tabard chick 1: What are you doing tonight? Tabard chick 2: Who are you doing tonight? More from Highbrow: True Life: I Hate My Roommate Word on the Street: My European F.O.M.O. Toasts & Roasts
October 13, 2011 at 5:59 am

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October 4, 2011 at 9:02 am

I’m a firm believer in the notion that making out doesn’t count — it’s kind of like saying nice to meet you… but with tongue.
September 29, 2011 at 5:19 am

We are Not–Penn–State. We encompass the Wharton School of Business. We are the first university in the U.S., one of the Ivy League and the hardest of cores.
September 29, 2011 at 4:07 am

Professor: Homosociality, or a fascination with same–sex friends, is very common in Japanese culture. Brotastic dude: Soo, is it kinda like having some dude be your wingman?
September 29, 2011 at 4:05 am

Toasts: The rain and general ugly weather really put a damper on this weekend.
September 29, 2011 at 4:01 am

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September 27, 2011 at 10:02 am

TOASTS We're all about freedom of expression; that’s why this week we’d like to toast those on campus who really let their freak flag fly. Both the Women’s Rugby Team and the PennChants had bizarre initiations this week in rather public places.
September 22, 2011 at 6:57 am