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Ask Miss Cassandra: Of Scissors and Supposedly Sinister Misters
How do lesbians scissor?
I am going to stop you right there.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Highbrow
The Round Up: 2.21.2013
Now that Highbrow finally has its big (love you!), we're totally ready to tackle things other than fake Facebook accounts.
by 34TH STREET
Overheard at Penn: 2.21.13
Girl: Well, when they inspected his body, it wasn’t that small.
Guy: My class held a mock election for president.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Red Fish, Blue Fish, Me Fish, You Fish
At the end of every day, I frantically hop into bed. The next day, I’m likely to repeat this routine.
by MICHAEL SHOSTEK
Highbrow
Locust Lexicon: 2.21.13
TWA
That Was Awkward
Did you see that dude being hugged by the girl in the Vagina suit?
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Losing Your V–Card and Improving Your Gaydar
I’m very curious about your opinion on losing your virginity, perhaps in a strange place.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Highbrow
An Open Letter to: Campus Couples
Dear Couples,
I get it. And if I were in your position I would probably be behaving the same way, but I’m not, which is the whole point of this bitter diatribe.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 2.14.13
Guy: For a while it was funny, but now I just fucking hate her.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Roundup: 2.14.13
Happy Anna Howard Shaw Day, you little suffragettes! Like most of you, Highbrow’s been ignoring the Hallmark holiday of Valentine’s Day and focusing on things that MATTER.
by 34TH STREET
Ask Miss Cassandra: A Freaky Frenzy and Blowing Woes
Dear Miss Cassandra,
My boyfriend is always telling me that I am not “freaky” enough for him.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Highbrow
Dispatch: Vagmons Downtown
10:00 p.m.: Receive text: “are you going to cunt party?”
10:01 p.m.: Ignore text.
by 34TH STREET
My Penn Addiction: Stealing From Frats
Let me just state for the record that I am NOT a thief. I don’t get a thrill out of theft, like some kleptomaniac.
by 34TH STREET
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