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My Penn Addiction: Sampling Food
Sampling food is a lifestyle. I learned it from my parents, who would take us to Costco on weekends as a family meal out.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 3.28.2013
Enchante, mes cheris, and congratulations on making it one week closer to Fling, summer, and the rest of your budding little lives.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
True Life: I Went to a Gay Orgy
I didn’t know exactly what to expect upon passing through the seemingly innocuous 8th floor hotel room door.
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Word on the street
Word on the Street: Please Don't Touch That Art
“OMG! What is that!?” is a question I hear too often in dimly lit bars and frat house living rooms.
by ROSA ESCANDON
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Cosmo's Pizza Cuddles and Spooning with Sperm Puddles
Can spooning naked get you pregnant?
Most likely no.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Highbrow
The Round Up: 3.21.13
Erin Go Bragh, lads and lassies. With your hearts, stars and horseshoes, clovers and blue moons, pots of gold and rainbows and your red balloons, you made this weekend into an Irish paradise, even though the weather was more reminiscent of the Arctic.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 3.21.13
Sorority girl: A rando guy paid for my cab going downtown so I went on a date with him.
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: Who Run the Fling (Girls)
There are many fields that men continue to dominate, even after years of progress for feminism and equal pay for women.
by BEN LERNER
In My Defense: 3.21.13
Last week, Highbrow brought you gossip about a girl getting stranded in the DR by her freshman–hall friends. This is her side of the story…
by 34TH STREET
Ask Miss Cassandra: Butt Hurts and Herpes Spurts
Should I try anal sex? (I am a woman).
Miss Cassandra is always in favor of trying new things, but you seem a little hesitant.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Texts from Last Night: Spring Break Edition
Highbrow's got the DL on your PR, PC, IDK, HMU and FML.
by 34TH STREET
The Round Up: 3.14.2013
HAY GURL! Wasn't SB'13 like, ah—wait for it—MAZING? My tan like totally faded since I left PC/PV/Jamaica/New Jersey, but the memories will last forever.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 3.14.13
Girl on phone: She wore leopard print to a wake? What the hell is wrong with her?
Sorority girl: Can’t a girl get some decent peanut butter in the Republic?!
Junior girl: I’ll Venmo you a blowjob.
Guy: I just don’t know what to do.
Fratstar: Go take a poopy!
MBA: People without iPhones are ruining my life.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Meh List: Spring Break '13
Highbrow picks the meh–est parts of SB13. Not good. Not bad. Just meh.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Dispatch: We Hit Turbulence
4:29 pm: JetBlue pilot announces our descent into JFK. He advises us to buckle up tightly because, due to the approaching nor’easter, it might get a little bumpy.
4:31 pm: Flight anxiety, which is already at a level 7, increases to level 8.
by 34TH STREET
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