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Dispatches: Stoned and Drunk at Skimmer

Stoned: 3:56 p.m.: Get stoned and watch Willy Wonka while eating birthday cake.
September 22, 2011 at 6:51 am

by 34TH STREET

To Drop or Not to Drop?

In many ways, college is about becoming an adult while clinging to the vestiges of childhood. Every day, we’re forced to make trade–offs between things that a responsible grown–up would do and things that a rebellious teenager would do.
September 22, 2011 at 6:38 am

by 34TH STREET

Overheard at Penn

Capogiro employee training a new hire: It’s okay to be fierce and say, “I’d be happy to help you after your cellphone conversation.” The more condescending, the better. Freshman Bro: I’m going to the swim house, dude.
September 22, 2011 at 6:27 am

by 34TH STREET

Highbrow Presents: Craigslist Missed Connections for the West Philly Resident

It can be hard to find love at Penn. Lucky for you, sweet reader, Highbrow has gone Cupid and scoured the Craigslist Missed Connections for people pining for you.
September 21, 2011 at 10:43 am

by 34TH STREET

Highbrow

Vote for your favorite Tweet of the Week: September 20-27

[poll id="8"] Congrats @RiepeLife for being last weeks winner. @RiepeLife: the grotto!!!!!1!!1!!!! nom nom nom #freshman15 #fat #riepelife (26%,)
September 20, 2011 at 10:55 am

by 34TH STREET

Toasts & Roasts: 9.15.2011

TOASTS Oz & Phi Delt’s exclusive wristband–only party was one of the best of NSO, but they failed in their ultimate goal of keeping the frosh out.
September 15, 2011 at 6:57 am

by 34TH STREET

Overheard At Penn: 09.15.2011

Creeper guy: I know you from somewhere… Girl: Class? Creeper: No.
September 15, 2011 at 6:23 am

by 34TH STREET

Word on the street

The Real Ben Franklin

I can’t get enough of our bespectacled founder, the man, the myth: Benjamin Franklin. It all started with my “Why Penn” essay when, like most of you, I Googled the heck out of this dude.
September 15, 2011 at 6:02 am

by SANDRA RUBINCHIK

My Penn Addiction: Magic Carpet

I always knew I’d fall in love someday, but I never thought it’d be like this. Truth is, I’ve never felt this way about any other food truck before.
September 15, 2011 at 5:22 am

by FRIDA GARZA