What you need:
Burrito leftovers
2 eggs
S & P
Maybe your eyes were bigger than your stomach when you asked for extra everything last time you stopped by Chipotle.
This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street.
1 shot of female aggression
+
1 shot of pressure to get enough camera time
+
1 shot of dysfunctional familial relationships
+
1 ½ cups of general poor–taste
Pour into shaker.
This article is a part of the the Fall 2011 Joke Issue: Real Housewives of 34th Street.
Botox on the Rocks: You and your husband can host a Botox party for the other couples on 34th Street.
Forget yeast, kneading and industrial–size fryers. The secret to making airy, golden donuts is a can of biscuit dough.
*Makes 8 donuts with their respective donut holes
Ingredients:
1 can of buttermilk biscuit dough (like Pillsbury)
1 quart peanut oil or canola oil
1/4 cup white sugar (optional)
2 tsp.