Campus Life
Letter
Letter from the Editor: 02.06.2014
Yesterday I went downtown to treat myself to a haircut and some much needed off–campus alone time. Seated comfortably in the safety of the rear¬–most station, I was ready to let my mind wander from the consuming topics of the Penn bubble.
by CHLOE BOWER
Highbrow
The Ultra-Oversimplified Guide to Relevance
Click on the image to learn whats "in and out" around campus these days:
by 34TH STREET
Ego
Penn and Ink: Student Tattoo of the Week
Name: Mark Bai
Year: 2016
Major: Economics
Minor: Philosophy
Left Pec: Mark has found inspiration in this Nietzsche quote since age 14, and has wanted this tattoo ever since.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 02.06.2014
To the pre-professionals whom it may concern: We see you in that Ann Taylor Loft statement necklace.
by 34TH STREET
Ego
Ask a Freshman: What's it Like to Live in DuBois
I put DuBois on my housing application because it said it had a kitchen and, though I can’t cook, I thought that might be cool.
by MARK PARASKEVAS
Word on the street
Word on the Street: I'm Your Crazy Girlfriend
“Don’t ever, ever call me again, you low–life scum, you trash!” I hang up with finality, promising that this is the last time I break up with my on–again, off–again “boyfriend”—at least, that’s what I think I’m supposed to call him.
by KIMBERLY LU
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 02.06.2014
Under the Button Editor: I was having a really good convo with this guy on Tinder until he called me a sexy Jewess.
by 34TH STREET
Ego
Ego of the Week: Jeremy Pincus
This Phi Psi/Sphinx dreamboat will lead you through the wilderness with PennQuest or serenade you with The Shabbatones—but most importantly, this former One in Four president will always treat the ladies right, because consent is sexy.
by 34TH STREET
Ego
Top Ten Excuses for Skipping Class
You cut for the first time this semester! Here's why
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
Ask Miss Cassandra: Confronting Your Demons if You're Sensitive to Semen
Fresh from a holiday in Palm Springs, Penn’s very own sex guru has returned to answer your questions. Mama’s back, children.
by MISS CASSANDRA
Ego
Urban Nutrition Initiative's Pesto Pasta Primavera Recipe
Ego recommends this yummy dish!
by 34TH STREET
Ego
Penn and Ink: Student Tattoo of the Week
Name: Theresa Picciallo
Year: 2016
Major: Cinema Studies, Minor: Consumer Psych
by 34TH STREET
Word on the street
Word on the Street: What's my Age Again?
“Are you a freshman?” I slurred through a vodka cranberry haze as I flirted with the first hot guy I met during NSO this semester.
by ARIELA OSUNA
Highbrow
Overheard at Penn: 01.30.14
Vegetarian JAP: Don’t tell anyone, but I had chicken last night. And I wasn’t drunk.
by 34TH STREET
Highbrow
The Round Up: 01.30.14
I said BRRR. It’s cold in here. There must be some gossip in the atmosphere. The temperature may be dropping, but Highbrow is just heating up.
by 34TH STREET
Letter
Letter from the Editor: 01.30.14
Bobby Blue, medium rare, crunchified, sweet potato fries and fry sauce on the side, thanks. My name is Chloe Bower and I’m a burger addict.
More specifically, I’m a Bobby’s Burger Palace addict.
by CHLOE BOWER
Multimedia
Street Presents: The Best Bathrooms on Campus
Hover over the red dots to find more info on where you should be taking your potty breaks
by 34TH STREET
Multimedia
Ego of the Week: Emilie Abrams
Emilie “spelled in a weird way because my family is from France” Abrams is the go–to girl for Urban Nutrition Initiative (UNI), studying PoliSci and East Asian Studies. She’s been around the world and back a few too many times—she just can’t keep her accents straight.
by 34TH STREET
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