This Nightingale Nurse may be a tinder tease, but she’s DFA, down for anything. You can find her under the button—get your mind outta the gutter! She’ll be filming “The Button Show with Emily Rubin”
Fun Fact: Uber is not the only method of transportation in Philadelphia. Try SEPTA, you spoiled brats.
Market Frankford Line (MFL)
Stop: 13th Street
What’s there: Reading Terminal Market—home to every type of ethnic food and Amish mac and cheese.
Nearby: City Hall, Love Park
Who to go with: Your new PC
Spencer the Politician has been class president for four straight years. His legacy? A new and improved *Fab Club.* And he’s not leaving Penn just yet; find Spencer sub–matriculating from Wharton to SEAS for his Masters in Robotics and Engineering.
Yesterday morning I fell down five icy stairs on my back porch. It was incredibly painful. I sat there, alone in the cold, clawing for my phone, for two freezing–cold minutes.
As the Editor–in–Chief of an arts and culture magazine, I feel it is both my civic and editorial duty to admit that I have fallen under the spell of One Direction.