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Letter from the Editor: 04.17.2014

I don’t really like fling. There I said it. Maybe I’m in the minority, but I will stand by my opinion.

by CHLOE BOWER

Tweet of the Week: 04.15.2014

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Fling, Flang, Flung: Fling through the decades

Remember when Fling used to happen? Remember when the Round Up was actually mean? Highbrow looks back on the Fling gossip of Street’s archives.

by 34TH STREET

Overheard at Penn: 04.10.2014

Indian 1: Dude, I heard he Frenched her. Indian 2: What does that even mean? Indian 3: Indians these days...

by 34TH STREET

Word on the Street: Drag Me To Heaven

It’s 1 a.m. on Thursday morning and I’m sandwiched between a mirrored wall and four drag queens at a booth in an empty gay bar.

by ALEXANDRA STERNLICHT

Ask Lala: Eating Out

Dear LaLa, My girlfriend is coming for fling and we haven’t seen each other in months.

by LALA

A Fling For All Occasions

Mishaps are bound to happen. Let us help you be prepared.

by 34TH STREET

The Roundup: 04.10.2014

PSA: This Round Up has been forced to relocate to the Roxxy by the Bureau of Liquor Control Enforcement.

by 34TH STREET

Ego of the Week: Muhga Eltigani

This cultural maven dabbles in art, religion and theater—and still has time to be a triple major. She stage managed, acted and directed for the African American Art Alliance, is the former prez of the Muslim Student Association and promotes interfaith dialogue with PRISM. Damn, girl.

by 34TH STREET

Ego's Annual Fling Survival Guide



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Tweet of the Week: 04.09.2014

Remember to tweet before you fling.

by 34TH STREET

Top 10 Types of Flingers You’ll See This Weekend

1. Sorostitutes dancing on elevated surfaces. 2.

by 34TH STREET

Treat Yo’ Self in Philadelphia

For any budget, check out Ego’s guide to relaxation for when both working and playing hard gets to be too much.

by ALEX FRIEDMAN

Hey, Big Spender: What Penn Students Spend in a Day

Are we really aware of how much dough we dole out on the daily? Ego investigates.

by 34TH STREET

Ask LaLa: On Becoming Headmaster

Dear LaLa, Last week I was blowing this guy after my date night and everything was going pretty well.

by LALA

Overheard at Penn: 04.03.2014

JAP: How does Ernest Owens have a boyfriend and I don’t? (Ed. Note: Ernest also was selected for EOTW and you weren't.) Guy on Locust: They couldn’t get actual drugs, so she took a horse tranquilizer. Pledge: My Tinder standards are, like, not as low as my real standards. Hipster: Once I realized they were in Pikapp I was like “WTF” because I thought they went to Drexel.

by 34TH STREET

Have a fun night out for less

Tired of spending way too much money each time you get ready to rage? We feel you...Try some of these frugal alternatives and still have a blast.

by 34TH STREET

If Highbrow Had A Million Dollars...

Here's how much of it we'd shell out to see each of these things go down.

by 34TH STREET

Word on the Street: The Lucky Ones

Last Thursday, Penn released its regular admission decisions for the class of 2018. Only 9.9% of the 35,868 applicants were accepted.

by CLARE LOMBARDO

Egos of the Week: Will Smith, Nicole Webster, Nikita Anand and Kate Goldenberg

These seniors want YOU to invest in Penn’s future. The Co–Chairs of Seniors for the Penn Fund ask for donations and channel them into every corner of our school. They’re shooting for 1,740 donations—they’re more interested in senior involvement than the bottom line.

by 34TH STREET

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