Campus Life

Girl on Locust: You 100% just farted into the phone!
January 29, 2015 at 12:00 am

January 25, 2015 at 8:12 pm

Meghan Gaffney, the Associate Director of the Office of Fraternity and Sorority Life, had some words of wisdom to this year's 632 PNMs last Tuesday night.
January 22, 2015 at 11:06 am

New year, new Highbrow—watch out baby Quakes, we are no longer on social probation. Your vacation tans will fade as quickly as your New Years resolutions, and Highbrow will be here to document all of your debauchery.
January 22, 2015 at 10:52 am

Along with those abroad juniors appearing back on campus, here are some (slightly more) exciting additions.
January 22, 2015 at 10:46 am

There’s nothing worse than waking up to a CITsender email in your inbox while on break. Penn InTouch is lagging and you’re trying to anticipate how much of a blow your Orgo grade will be to your GPA. Have no fear. Ego is here
January 22, 2015 at 10:40 am

When you get to Penn, you hear a million things about sorority rush. One girl says it’s the best thing she ever did, while another didn’t even think about trying it. One girl realized it wasn’t for her and dropped out, while another found her best friends. The one thing you won’t hear is what the girl who got cut has to say. I'm that girl.
January 22, 2015 at 10:00 am

When this Whartonite isn’t saving Penn traditions as a member of Class Board, you’ll find him Instagram stalking the shit out of you or doing McNasty things at any and all fast food restaurants
January 22, 2015 at 3:17 am

January 22, 2015 at 2:41 am

It may be called "rush," but here are ten sentences you hear in conversation that make you wonder why it's not called "slow."
January 21, 2015 at 1:46 pm

We asked real Penn students to tell us their 2015 New Year’s resolutions. Here’s what they said...
January 16, 2015 at 7:26 am

Congrats to last week's winner: Xandria James ‏@XandriaJames‬ "Shut up. You're 22 and you're still talking about bat mitzvah money as a source of income." Honestly nothing surprises me anymore #Penn
December 16, 2014 at 10:00 am

Congrats to last week's winner: teresa dula @terens55‬: "The scene is real, and it's now, and it's right outside huntsman smoking a cigarette"
December 9, 2014 at 10:00 am

Don’t just dress to impress; dress to dazzle! It’s my party, so let me tell you what to wear. Obviously, I need to be the hottest, but you can be lukewarm!
December 4, 2014 at 2:42 pm

As you know, this Saturday is my Super Sweet 16.
December 4, 2014 at 3:37 am

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Saperstein, We are writing to you as friends, neighbors and upset parents.
December 4, 2014 at 2:23 am

| spēkiNG swēt sikˈstēn | Teenager translated.
December 4, 2014 at 2:00 am

In case you’re stuck for ideas, borrow one of ours.
December 4, 2014 at 2:00 am

This Jungle Queen hails from the OC. We “sat down with her” before and after her shindig to get the inside scoop. Disclaimer: While we made up the context, the words are Savannah’s very own.
December 4, 2014 at 2:00 am

Congrats to last week's winner: Spencer Winson! ‪@pency23‬‬: I sincerely hope people get my sense of humor and understand my selfies are all about self promotion and narcissism.
December 2, 2014 at 10:37 am