Campus Life

Love might be Kesha’s drug of choice, but we prefer gossip. We hope your finals are easier to pass than your summer internship’s random drug tests.
April 23, 2015 at 1:00 am

Not good, not bad. Just meh.
April 23, 2015 at 12:30 am

To the readers and to the trolls: In honor of shoutouts, I am writing my final HBEIC letter of the semester in shoutout form to the people who made this possible. 
April 23, 2015 at 12:00 am

Daddy Duda isn't going to be a doctor just because his initials are MD. Cross your fingers next time you get MERTed that "the hot MERT guy" is on call.
April 16, 2015 at 2:58 am

Spring Fling serves as a reminder that our social lives are dominated by Greek life. But why do we calmly accept a fucked–up system where men get to call all the shots?
April 16, 2015 at 2:36 am

Begin your pregames by brushing your teeth with a bottle of Jack, but with Highbrow on the prowl, you better watch your back.
April 16, 2015 at 1:29 am

Are these thoughts about a romantic or professional opportunity? You decide.
April 16, 2015 at 1:18 am

Girl with a crew–cut: Everyone who I've ever had a threesome with is now a Fulbright scholar.
April 16, 2015 at 1:00 am

Contrary to popular belief, this is the most wonderful time of the year. We're taking off our parkas and taking to College Green.
April 16, 2015 at 12:01 am

Nonbelievers out there will insist guys and girls can't be "just friends," but these pairs are proving them wrong one platonic sleepover at a time.
April 16, 2015 at 12:00 am

A former AXO freshman and Street Editor shares her experience with OFSL and what it means to go off campus.
April 9, 2015 at 3:22 am

Highbrow officially proclaims going off-campus is trendy. To have a successful transition, it's all about re-branding. Highbrow put our Wharton classes into good use and created some new off-campus names for a few frats and sororities.
April 9, 2015 at 2:00 am

As former members of AXO, we're grateful for our Greek beginning and committed to our independent future.
April 9, 2015 at 1:21 am

College tours are in full force, so good luck walking to class without hitting an Asian tourist taking a photo of the Love Statue with a selfie stick.
April 9, 2015 at 12:30 am

Early this year, a group of Stanford students discovered that, through the Family Educational Rights and Privacy Act (FERPA), college students have the right to see their admissions files. Street Edz checked out their files so that you don't have to look at yours
April 9, 2015 at 12:30 am

Street: Describe yourself in three words. RM: Can Ralph Lauren be one word? RalphLauren. Dhamaka. Douchebag.
April 9, 2015 at 12:00 am

Boy walking on Pine: Bro, you’re the king of stimulants.
April 9, 2015 at 12:00 am

Ever wondered how the hell you ended up at Penn? Thanks to FERPA, now you can find out. But how much of your admissions files can you really see? Ego wants to know. If you have participated in a FERPA review session, please fill out this short survey about your experience. We're dying to know what admissions truly thinks.
April 4, 2015 at 6:42 pm

Dani is as sweet as a honeybee. She’s buzzing with energy, but watch out: she might sting you if you cut down a tree.
April 2, 2015 at 3:00 am

No matter what holiday you’re celebrating this weekend, just remember—Highbrow is like God, you can’t see us, but we’re always watching.
April 2, 2015 at 2:00 am